So I was sitting outside with my laptop...
Mystela
...playing eRepublik & reading the news articles,
when I came across this. o.O
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/no-bra-day-2137838/1/20
Suddenly I realized that my next door neighbour, who had been watering his lawn nearby,
was now pretending to paint my door frame. I knew that he was pretending because that door has no frame! :/ So I said, “Hey you, stop that! Either play eRepublik with me, or get back to your own yard!”
He sulked off then to hang up his laundry, but I could tell that he was still interested.
But instead of speaking to me about it, he called a bunch of his rowdy friends over, to try to distract me, while he stole my laptop! I didn't notice this for awhile, because I was very busy helping my other neighbour to raise his flag, Ohh Canadaaaa... Did I mention that I'm a real life Canadian? It has its perks.
🙂
Anyway, as soon as his flag was fluttering, I turned my attention to eRepublik & immediately noticed that my laptop was with the rowdies!
😐So I wrestled them for it, individually & all together. It was really hard to tell, what with all the balloons. O.o
Then I ran, because you can only wrestle so long with so many, plus it was nearly time to work & train! Unfortunately they chased & I was forced to snap this picture, over my shoulder with my web cam, in case I want to press charges or something...
I ran until I saw a beach front bowling alley!
😮& I dove in there. My eyes didn't adjust to the smoke & darkness fast enough though & the next thing I knew, I slammed into something hard & you guessed it!
This guy was glaring at me from the floor.
😒I made sure that his balls were fine, gave him my eRepublik referral link & took off out the back door.
Luckily my eyes adjusted quickly this time & I was nearly able to hurdle this guy. I barely touched him & I'm sure that he'll be fine.
😉
With the rowdies still hot on my tail, I ran into this gym & woah
🙂some wet guys! It was very hot in this gym, so hot that I could barely breathe. So I threw down some eRepublik flyers with my referral link, yelled Muaythai!!! in honour of my beloved eThailand & took off, before someone did something that she might regret later. Did I mention it was hot? So hot...
I couldn't run past this guy, struggling to hold up a sheet of plaster board, with his bare hands & just one tool. Did I mention that I'm really handy with tools? Well I am! So when he called out for help, how could I say no? The poor guy was losing his jeans. The least I could do was to help him with that... I left some eRepublik graffiti on his board & jogged off.
😉
Fortunately, the rowdies gave up chasing me, just as this guy flagged me down to check out his tattoos. I examined them really, really well, inch by inch & reassured him that everything was healing up just fine, really fine, so fine...
It was right about then that I noticed, that not only was eRepublik failing, but so was my graphics card! Colours were disappearing & even my eRep profile looked paler than usual.
🙁
Then I blacked out & when I came to, after I completed my DO, while browsing through my Picture file, I found this!
😒I don't even...
So girls listen, how do I restore colour to my comp? Any ideas girls? Girls?! GIRLS!! Oh nevermind!
😐I'll ask my next door neighbour!! *.*
tl;dr
I prefer no cup day over no bra day, everyday of the week! I mean any day, any day of the week!
😛
EDIT
I believe that everyone would agree that human sexuality is timeless & that part of its intrinsic value, is the appreciation of the stunning beauty of the human form.
Speaking from a personal, professional & volunteer point of view, as a female belonging to one of the largest cohorts ever, a Baby Boomer, who has worked for years in the medical field & with World War II vets, both male & female, I would like to add that human sexuality is also ageless & unbound by gender.
The two-fold purpose of this article was first, to poke fun at the guys, hopefully of all ages, who play eRepublik & who appreciate articles showcasing the female form (à la minimak's article) & second, to showcase the spectacular male form, for any & all to appreciate, with a little humour & eRep references thrown in. Maybe I should have added more humour...
At any rate, since I'm in here editing anyway, I'll use this opportunity to add one of the most popular videos ever, used during senior citizens physiotherapy sessions! Some Average Canadian Guys, with strong, healthy bodies, just having a bit of fun. I'm not sure why YouTube's version of this same video has been locked down, but anyway, Numa Numa & have a great day!
🙂
Comments
Everyday is a good day in eRepublik! 😛😛
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tpxxNLed1qbnggp.jpg
You gay ? xD
Voted for you to see the girls
koyacağım capsleri sikiyim : /
no vote / unsub 🙁(
i broke my mouse
lol
@ Alpha Eagle, I'm going to guess that you're an adolescent guy, who enjoys seeing pictures of females with breasts exposed, but somehow feels threatened by the idea of females, of all ages, looking at pictures of guys in underwear or swimsuits.
@ Mochan Drust, I thought that you were an older guy, but your comment puts you in the same category as Alpha Eagle.
@ jat238, knowing that I'm female & seeing as how I wrote this article, I don't understand your comment.
Did you mean that you voted so you could see the girls using the link? because I prefer the guys thanks.
@ bombacibaykus3, I sense that you're disappointed, but Google didn't do an accurate translation of your comment I don't think. I reassure you that I love & respect guys & this article in no way demeans them, so I'm not sure why you're disappointed?
cont'd for you...
It's an article written by a woman, with humour, pointing out how attractive men's bodies are, in response to an article written by a man, doing something somewhat similar about women's breasts.
If you're disappointed because I'm a woman, & feel that it's inappropriate for a woman but ok for a man to do, then I accept your disappointment on a cultural level. This article is so tame in comparison to what you guys do though, that now I'm disappointed in you. 🙁 🙁
@ ivan oblomov, the article should have made you laugh a little, nothing else. I'm sorry that it didn't.
@ rainy sunday, I know right! 🙂🙂
@ ShockWavve, now there's a mature guy's reaction that I can understand & respect. Thanks! \o/ 😘*
Now it's 2:30 am so I have to go to bed. I'll try not to fantasize so as not to offend any of you... not!! 😛😛
Hahahaa...you rock Mystela! ❤ 😃
Thanks for your kind words Mystela! : D
If you are an elderly woman and posting pictures of this sort on a social game, then it's normal to expect critique. If you are a young female, then you have no advantage over anybody else here to be judging people and calling them "adolescent". I'm sorry that I didn't find your article worthy of a serious comment. I hope you see the humour in the comments without thinking that the whole world is against women.
Sincerely,
An Average Man
Dear, that boys are just to much gay 🙂
Burn your bra girls. Just do it 😃
hahahaha.... Vote! Mystela rock x2
o7
Mystela is the best.! o7
o7
Jedni gledaju devojke, drugi momke.....
Ne vidim tu nista lose...
i vote for the girl in the last picture who aren't wearing bra..
ps: i can see it even in B&W picture : 3
Thought I'd complement this humourous article by a Canadian with other Canadian humour(one of the best comedy groups in Canada now,imo)
Nude curling calendar:
http://www.cbc.ca/thisisthat/episode/2012/10/05/loonie-debate-nude-curling-calendar-canadian-archeologist-lloydminster/
Boy Pagents Come to Canada
http://www.cbc.ca/thisisthat/blog/2011/07/06/boy-pageants-come-to-canada/
hey, if we can objectify and semi-sexualize little girls, it only makes sense to do it with the other gender :/
Hi Dear,,.
Hey, I was just joking I know that you are a female !
ahahaha 😃
: )
You made my evening 🙂 Thanks.
Thanks to everyone for the comments, some more revealing than others. 😛😛
Plugson thanks so much for that link! I had never heard of that show, but now have it bookmarked. My Mom's vision is nearly gone because of diabetes related complications, so the radio & tapes play a big part in her life & I know this comedy will bring her to tears. 🙂 That Nude Curling Calendar eh!
“He's standing in a row boat um fishing, but of course he doesn't have a pole... but he's got a net.”
^ Classic!
nice 🙂
Nice try, but i think more than a half of this gays don't find woman interesting. : ))
His article is masturbation material, and so is yours. You tried to add some humor to it, but it's not very good. You are handy with tools? Seriously? Don't get me wrong, if a guy wrote something like: "I am really handy with pussies, yes I am!" I'd tell him the same thing.
I'm not interesting for metrosexual, I'm interested for retrosexual tipe : ))
For the record, when I chose the images for this article, I tried to find ones that showed men in natural settings & barring that, ones that were artsy, because I really love art. I wanted to show off the male body without being tasteless & I wanted to keep it PG13. All of these pictures are promotional ads from major European & North American manufacturers of men's underwear & swim wear.
The question of the subjects' sexual orientation, never occurred to me & while I have no idea what the incidence of homosexuality is among male models, I suspect that it's not any greater than in the general population.
Given the daily exposure by men & women of all ages, to the amount of this type of advertisement on public display, in every location conceivable, in every major urban centre, while these images are sensual, I don't believe they would be classified as “masturbation material”.
Ludooki, I'm not a comedian, that's for sure, but humour can be tricky.
For example, you hit on a line in the article that I imagine more women caught than men, although I was pretty sure that some guys would get it too. The fact is, that not only am I good with tools, as many women are, but I have a tool box filled with all kinds & I have actually helped to mount & finish plaster board. It was just another small dig at the guys, ie. that women are more versatile than men give us credit for.
Personally, I don't know any women who use the word “tool/s” to mean anything else, except the tools found at the hardware store. Of course that could be a generational thing.
CyberGirl, I'm going to have to Google to figure that out! 😛😛
Thanks for all of the comments! really, really interesting. o/
I loved your article. Nice payback for the guy's article.
It's not like the guys on here are showing any of their goodies, though that other article of the girls do. Guys have such double standards.
Mystelia, the only "tools" you should be using are the ones you need to cook dinner........
The girl that looks at the guys the way guys look at the girls is a retarded one.
Images by themselves aren't masturbation material, but put in a group in one place. I know you say they are artsy and it wasn't your intention, but let's not kid ourselves. It's the internet. :😁
As for the tools I'm not sure if you are playing coy or you're really that old and don't know the meaning of "tool" in this context. But, since the text is already full with innuendos and you seem like a smart woman I'm gonna guess it's the first option.
You don't need credit from men. If you want to be treated as equals start acting like ones (IMO women don't want to be treated like that, but that's a different story). Of course you are more versatile, studies have shown that women are better than men at creative tasks and men are better at repeating attention based tasks. That's why most women suck at driving. It's science. :😁
@ roboz, because I'm a female, or is that age related, or are you joking?
@ Norbengo, if you mean “looks at” as sexual objects only, then I agree, but that's a distorted view by anyone, male or female. I disagree with the use of the term, retarded though.
@ Ludooki, re: the internet & images, personally I believe one of the most disturbing by products of the internet, is the rampant & in many cases illegal use of the medium, by pornographers. The number of victims, often with tragic
consequences, who otherwise would never have been exploited in real life, is countless. Even as a collection of images, those in the article would be of little use to the promoters or to those who use internet porn.
I'm aware of the use of tool as a euphemism, just as children as young as 4 & 5 are, because you don't have to go very far out of your own front door to be “educated” in this sense. In the article, I made reference to “tool/s” twice. The first, singular, was the euphemism.
The second or segue, plural, was sincerely of the hardware variety as previously explained. However, in this section as with the others, the “tone” is deliberately set & is what provides the comedic effect & lends additional meaning, depending on your pov.
“You don't need credit from men.” In saying, “women are more versatile than men give us credit for,” I never meant to imply that women need credit from men, only that in general, men continue to underestimate women.
I'm not going anywhere near that next sentence of your's! & it's really way off the subject of the article too so...
Thank you everyone. You've been great! o7
I subscribed so I could try to implement that sentence which you aren't going anywhere near into some of my future comments on your future articles which I hope will be more about that topic. Nah, just kidding. But I did subscribe.
THATS HOT !!
I liked it sooooooooooooooo much !!!
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we want more \o/