RL Warning to Men out there
Rolo Tahmasee
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart.
This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month, I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works; Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their unmentionables almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.
You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th and again on September 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 11th & 12th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us men.
Warn your friends to be vigilant.
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores.
Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart.
So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam.
(The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon
Comments
lol
Oh come on, tell the truth why don't ya! After that first time, when we discovered $9.00 in Canadian Tire money, a picture of Lili St.Cyr & a sausage skin in your wallet, we never bothered you again. You can stop cruising us now.
What do you take us for? eRepublic eCanada players?? 😛😛
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Mystela FTW!
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lol
this is a scam I can get behind.
End the Tyranny
I love how this goes from getting scammed and you seeming like ani idiot, to you scamming the scampers in a genius way!
a day in the life eh?
Love it o/
So I wasn't the only one to be scammed by this ; P
Well played sir
Funny and I laughed but to get a mans wallet from their back pocket you would have to have them pretty much all on and over you. Just be sure not to pick up strange woman and do not let them fondle you.. That in itself is life advice. A wallet is one thing.. Getting a serious STD from someone trying to harm your future is much much worst...
Think with your big head. not your little head and this scam will never affect you.
Thank you Rolo for bringing this to everyone's attention.
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I'm with Mystela. Stay away from our dorm you creeper
I've lost several watches that way over the years!
Unbelievable. You must feel so violated. Next time you go, take me for protection. please.
If they were touching me, all they'd have to do is ask and they'd have anything they like.
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Ha ha ha!
put 1 dollar bill in your wallet, go to wal mart get a 2$(wallet included as well) lapdance, its genius!
Outstanding!
public service announcement, the more you know!
LOL voted
Funniest article I've read in ages. Thanks.