[Fireredsky] I don't want to be CP. I want to be Maharaja!

Day 1,623, 14:11 • Published in India India • by Fireredsky


I don't want to be CP. I want to be Maharaja!
His awesomeness Fireredsky is back! And he wants his throne back. Unfortunately evil Plato is not replying to tickets, thus Maharaja can't ask him, to grant him proper power (CP seat, all 40 votes in Congress, and power of banning people who disagree with him). Alas! The times of monarchies have passed and great Maharaja of India must take part in elections.
Well, some of you may want to ask the great Maharaja, why he is a great Maharaja. But it would be a big sin and such person will be a cockroach in his next life and will never reach nirvana, that's why Maharaja is replying to a question, which has never been asked.
It was December 2010. India was mostly conquered by Pakistan. Situation was terrible, there was no forces, who might faced strong armies of Pakistan. But one day, the great Maharaja has stepped down from Heavens and saved India. He created the great India United party and then chosen entire congress, as it was the only party in India. Then great Maharaja chosen the dictator, his right hand, to rule people, Dik Grande, Dodge Knight - Maverick10.



Be aware, threat is here again.
Great Maharaja decided to leave politics, as had already done, what was the best for India. However, after 500 days, saw he, that democracy sucks and India isn't imperial, as much, as it should be, actually it isn't imperial at all, thus it's time for Maharaja to come back and build the EMPIRE.



New imperium arising!
Empires rise in fire of battles. Ruins are built in times of peace. It's your decision. You can build something good, shed blood of evil enemies, which will be remembered for years, but you can also subsist like untouchables in ancient times, but will you be remembered then? The best stories, which you remember from your childhood, told by your parents, are those, which are the darkest, while you are afraid, what would happen with a hero. Maybe it's time to become such hero? Maybe it's time, to do something, which is dangerous, and you don't know how it will end? You shouldn't be afraid! Write your own story bravely! Step into the dangerous land! Nothing is sure and nothing is eternal. Except remembrance of brave people.



Manifesto
1. We will bring a war. It's not SimCity, it's Total War! We will show you, how awesome is fighting for your country, we will teach you, how enemies' blood taste! We will take swords and kill all enemies which are before us!
2. We will spend more money on Indian citizens, every active player will receive thousands of rupees to train well and fight hard!
3. Weapons will be dispatched to all active eIndians (except ptoers), no matter how strong are they. I'm sure that government is rich enough to support everyone with 20 Q6 weapons on daily basis.
4. Remember, no war, no fun, no baby boom. If we provide fun to people, if we provide emotions connected to fighting for your country, then we can build bigger society, then build a strong country, then become EMPIRE!


Cabinet
Maharaja is wise and will choose proper people to issues, which must be solved. I can guarantee one thing. There won't be Ministry of Defense, we will have MINISTRY OF WAR!

Boobs aren't the only condition to be part of my cabinet, however it's the most important part.


Vote for his awesomeness Maharaja Fireredsky!


Fireredsky
There was some misunderstandings due to this article, so I'd like to make few things clear.
Me and Alector are both foreigners - it's truth, isn't it? I can tell the truth, can't I (actually I should)? But I have never said, that nationality affects the game - we are both devoted to India. The only thing, which I was talking about, is that Alector's idea is such big threat for India, as ePakistan was in the history and I tried to do it in funny and overvalued way - if you didn't understand it, it's another proof, that you shouldn't rule eIndia. Alector's vision of India sucks so much, that it should be almost considered as PTO (the only thing, which differs it from PTO is that, he doesn't steal gov's money).