Military Musings
Elle Roslin
So there seems to be some confusion as to how the UK is adapting to the latest geopolitical shifts and shuffles. I have had several people express their concern that information is not being communicated clearly enough, so I hope that this article will clear up any murkiness around our relations with other e-countries.
Irelan😛
ALL’S GOOD
sorry for the stereotype
Yes, the Irish have the regions that we promised as part of our deal for the cessation of war, and yes we currently do not have the regions that they promised us. Why? – we’ve been perpetually at war with Canada/USA/god knows who else since the deal was signed and have not had the capacity to complete the deal. This is not the fault of Ireland, and in fact they have been quite lovely.
Canada: Dysfunction junction
Bagged milk, it's a thing
Canada has been repulsed, and most sensible e-Canadians have left for USA or Ireland. We can only sympathize with what can only be thought of as a complete gongshow.
USA: meh
America the beautiful
America the great didn’t want us hanging aboot in Canada, so they have been battling us to close the war with Canada and keep us on our own merry little island. This is not an uber serious war, but merely the closing actions of a dying confrontation.
France: COME GET IT
Jean-Luc, you should have never mimed sleeping with my wife
France is apparently NE-ing us, despite what is probably best for their alliance. This is the battle we will want to fight folks. Hit hard, and let’s reclaim the rest of our lands. This will likely end in embarassment - for France.....so pretty much like everything that has happened in history since Napoleon.
So there you have it,
Roz
vCP United Kingdom
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Wow nice to see someone communicating to the masses so people realise what is going on!!
Superb. And now, dear folks, read again: Irelan😛 ALL’S GOOD - meaning we DON'T have to RW them all the time for whatever reason or excuse there might be!
Elle, brilliant and im sure there are numerous people grateful for that...Thank you
Funny too 😛
im new here but does this mean we wont push for the UK to be UK (ie Northern Ireland and Scotland)
can't help, but like your way of writing 🙂
Voted in the Spigot way. Bring it on France!
hey... we love our bagged milk ^__^
Wozzle
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Great read 😃
canada falling really. and usa invade us for no reason. they not putting effort if they want us out of canada, why not they invade canada. canada having trouble running itself right now.
Good article it's what was needed! I'm sure it will help to clear up the situation.
If we get N Ireland and Scotland back we would have war on three or four fronts instead of two - so we'd not be on track for a congress this month, for example.
good article
Fight France while we get trumped by USA. The government is lying to you by saying the USA are not a problem. We gave USA the regions we fought for in Canada, they used these regions to invade us and gave the regions back to Canada. Now they are slowly taking our regions and nobody is saying anything. Why doesn't our government admit they messed up.
BAOTEDDDD
dog farts
The most sensible Canadian has moved to the UK!
@Orinocco: the USA just closed our war with France for us (and before that the Canadian war that they paid 420 gold to start), the government haven't messed up at all.
Havent logged on here for many months, and when i do i see a article involved BAGS OF MILK?! Excellent.