1st Glorious RC of the Top Five 'Til I Dive

Day 5,057, 14:04 Published in USA USA by What A Guy


Comrades,

As political parties battle for position in the Top Five, or at least among the bottom portion thereof, the Socialist Freedom Party managed to gain members this month. This assures us of continued representation in Congress, at least as long as our competitors fail to get their act together.

Until that probably inevitable day arrives, with our numbers revived, the Socialist Freedom Party will survive and even thrive with the Top Five jive. With a second entirely unnecessary contested chairman election behind us and the expansion of our Siberian executive vacation program, today I reestablish Year Zero of the Mass Line, and with it, the First Glorious Revolutionary Committee of the Top Five 'Til I Dive.

We offer a hearty welcome to MollyMock, hero of many Bear Cavalry charges, returning now to the RC. This month's membership will be:

Assigned voting members:
- shiloh13
- PimpDollaz
- RF Williams

Additional voting members:
- Leon Gutierrez
- MollyMock
- Salty
- TheePostman
- zRTx
- PilotPhil (also co-treasurer)
- T.J. SCOTT (also co-treasurer)

Non-voting members:
- Goxi HN
- TheNorm

Long live the SFP revolution!

XO,
Chairman What A Guy