[AUSTRIA]New Emperor of Austria

Day 1,542, 09:55 • Published in Austria Japan • by Fruitcommando

Hello friends, due to the recent events I have noticed that you can simply declare yourself emperor. From this point on I have declared myself emperor, and claim the treasury and it's contents. My first order of business as Emperor will be to end the merciless slaughter of cows, we shall now be a full vegetarian state and all delicious steaks shall be sent to me. Our debts shall be paid by the Empire of Romania, of which I am aligned with. It is important we maintain a relationship with them so due to that I shall change all ambassadors to Romania(I expect detailed reports from you all) and the MoFA will only be allowed to talk to Romania, and Romanian Occupied Countries (ROC). My decided government shall be as follows:

Rangeley shall be Minister of Religion, where you shall worship your new Emperor Fruitcommando, god of Austria.

Erdoni shall be Minister of Distribution, he is to send me many weapons per day.

A.Emmerich shall be Minister of Lesser Emperor, He is to cry in the corner for not being Fruitcommando the Greater.

Balkan Beast shall be my Minister of Warfare, we shall have many campaigns to conquer lower Algeria, Western Sahara, and South Sudan. (as part of Law 3.0594-7, declare war on disgusting deserts to beat the heat.)

George Lemnaru shall be Minister of Greed, He will collect all the golds from the citizens (and I mean ALL of the gold). He is a trusted member of our community and will be shipped to Austria from Romania tomorrow. He is also the worlds finest wig collector.

Alexis Bonte shall be Minister of Great Ideas, He will be making great ideas for the Empire that I assure you won't completely ruin it.

Xtasia shall be my Empress, as the only female in Erepublik.

Now onto my next order of business, establishing a regime that WORKS. So few countries have real regimes that work, and I desire to make one that is built to last(so I don't lose Emperor!) First of all I am ending the ability to simply claim Emperor upon becoming Emperor, that is a dumb rule and you can't have it now. No give backs. I will be establishing a Merchant Council which will make sure all prices are boosted by the monopolies and that the companies in the monopolies are Government owned. I shall also establish a Workers council, where Workers will be able to complain on Television about government; which will seem like you have freedoms. (on Primary channel, FruitIsEmperor Network). I shall also be establishing the new lesser known of all of these, Secret Police! They will serve the country well but you don't have to ask what they are doing.

Please enjoy the Empire I have built for you, and the food I have given you. Do not defy the Emperor or you will be sent to the death pits of Vienna, our new and finest high security Prisons for Political problems.

Signed,
Emperor FructeKommandante


(also this is a notice that I will be stepping down from my Minister spot as vMoFA in the current government, as I do not believe in what they are doing.)