Itinerary for 2012 (Give or take...)
New Faustian Man
These are my plans for 2012, which include
1. Finishing the bottle of Cobra I'm consuming as we speak.
2. And opening another.
3. Read more Robert Graves.
4. Lie more. Pursue a non-deterministic epistemic strategy through use of bullshit.
5. See ManU pip City for the Premiership!
6. And another.
7. Establish my new(-ish) MU as a credible fighting force. Which will mean recruiting from the many Facebook fan sites of the books the MU is based on. Should be simple enough.
8. Love more and stop hating to the extent I currently do.
9. Read Aristotle, his Rhetoric, Physics and perhaps also his Metaphysics. But definitely the first two.
10. And another.
11. Watch Ireland win another Grand Slam.
12. Reach World Class Force status and up my performance drastically in the BH stakes.
And more. Lots more.
Comments
What will you do the second week?
This is the itinerary (give or take) for the entire year.
What will you do the second week?
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It'll take me all year to coach myself off the hating, even employing techniques like corporal mortification to speed up the process. Should all go well, that should see me well into 2013 tbh!
Plus Aristotle's back catalogue is HUGE! Saying I like his Physics, it's within reason I'll continue reading him. That could take me beyond 2015 easy! Premiership doesn't end til May and I've a ton of bullshit need's distributing! A 2013-sized workload - easily!!
Sometimes it's just hard to get past the opening another beer part.
I should skip Aristotle.
#4 seems almost self-accomplished. Nice work. More beer needed though.
Smoke a bowl with me this year.
Sounds like a plan!
Legalize pot in ERepublik!