News Flash: Clifford Burns human??? Also: Goodbye

Day 1,447, 11:43 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • by chasaj


The Illuminator

Welcome to the Illuminator! Sorry for no articles for so long. I've been more busy than I've ever been in my life for the past few weeks. Let's move on to the first part of this article:

Clifford Burns HUMAN?



Recently, influential Swiss figure Rican posted an article telling others not to hate the generally unliked user who has an obsession with destroying "SLP Terrorists" and "Foreign PTO" (if "Foreign" means French speaking Switzerland), Clifford Burns. In this article, Rican states that Clifford is a "lost soul". This implies that he actually once had a soul. That lead some to ask the question: Was Clifford Burns actually a human? Is he still somehow a human?

After hours of research, scientists discovered the shocking answer: Yes, Clifford is in fact, human!

My personal apologies go out to Clifford for any previous thoughts of him being a demon from hell, evil forest nymph, giant sea monster, fire beast, and/or a mountain troll. Sorry, Clifford!

See ya, suckers!

So, my 4 and a half months spent in Switzerland since joining eRepublik have been pretty fun. Right now, though, I'm definitely questioning the government's new Slovenian deal, and also the people in powers' response to people disagreeing with it. Switzerland has lost many great players in the past few days because they felt discouraged or were pushed away by the supporters of this deal. I think it is ridiculous, really. It is because of that I'm also gonna take a vacation from Switzerland for a few months to get away from all of this stress that I think won't get us anywhere.

Good luck to everyone in Switzerland, and wish me luck as I venture into the political battleground that is Belgium.

Bye!

Hail Switzerland, Hail EDEN, Hail FREEDOM, and Hail Belgium!
Also, screw you, Slovenia!
chasaj