[DPI] Who else wants the moon back?!?

Day 1,422, 00:35 • Published in India India • by troj4n20
Actual Title : [DPI] Casting spells to summon the democratic ghosts and spirits of the political pasts

Foreword : Please note that this is not exactly my manifesto for the hindu party president elections that are going to be held soon on 15th of this month. The idea is to revive Democratic Party Of India brotherhood(DPI, in short), the legacy that used to be; with ofcourse a mixture of old and young blood with the likes of ....hmm, no I won't reveal now! I shall continue the tradition for some cool music and insights into my evil plans.



In a post-apocalyptic world(yeah, blame the admins for the Vn apocalypse that was!) where the sun has been consumed by the darkness and the moon got kicked away into the obscure corners of the universe, all creatures have been obliterated; except for a few species that either await extinction or a change in regime that so long has been forbidden by the forces of the dark. Those that managed to harvest the light from the stars and survive till today evolving in accordance with the violent natural regime; this is your chance to get back what you have always wanted back, the sun(old IU) and the moon(old DPI).

As the title suggests, the process has just been initiated to bring the moon[DPI] back first and it may take several starry nights amidst these sunless days. Come join our wolf pack(and yeah, please don't forget to vote me!), we as a wild bunch will howl at the top of our voices until erection occurs.


Click on the above picture incase you were still wondering how I plan to resurrect the moon into its orbit.

As a born pro and a proud 206th level degree holder in wizardry, I am ready to pass my knowledge on to you guys whoever interested; how to use hypnotism online(yeah, chatting in IRC is more than enough!), blackmagic(to gain control of their votebank) and some voodoo stuff(get people from other parties to join ours eventually!).

PS : I call upon everyone to join this new party and vote me for Party President post, so we can see DPI rising from the ashes of the dead. Either to bring the phoenix back to life(by voting me) or just leave it to the myth, the choice is yours, I rest my case.

Thank you, for reading! (if any did 😁)