Congress Elections in Switzerland

Day 1,400, 19:59 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • by chasaj


Edit 9/22: Please do not fight in Deutschschweiz! I believe there is a plan or something, I don't know. MOD Battle orders

The Illuminator

Well, as you probably know, congress elections are coming up quickly. And once again, eSwitzerland is as regionless as ever.

There is still hope, though!

If we can get a region and some candidates in that region by Friday, the 23rd, we can continue to have a congress! It is for that reason that I beg you to please fight your hardest to liberate even one region of our small nation! As long as we have it from the 23rd to the 26th, we will have a congress again.

This sounds ridiculous, I know. How could we pull through and liberate a region when we haven't been able to do so for weeks? Well...

To International Readers

Though I doubt there are any international readers among my huge crowd of subscribers (all 8 of them), if you do see this I implore to help us out so we can have a congress again. If you've ever been without regions around congress election time, you know what it feels like. It sucks.

This is why I ask that you please fight for eSwitzerland and help our tiny nation to have a region for at least three days (the 23rd to the 26th). Whether you are a friend or an enemy (though I guess we don't have much of either, considering we aren't in an alliance), we would definitely appreciate you helping us. It'll score you some good karma points and we'll love you forever!

These Countries Need YOUR Help!

Here is a list of all countries around the eWorld that need a region for congress as of when this was poste😛
eCzech Republic
eIsrael
eParaguay
ePeru
ePhilippines
eSwitzerland

I'm sure all of these nations would love if you helped them to get a congress for the month. It's not fun not having a congress (let alone not having regions). Fight in these countries (especially Switzerland! 😉) to support democracy and fight the power.

To the Conquerors

I'm talking to you, Slovenia!
If you have any heart, fight for those who you enslave just for a few days (until the 26th) and then you can gobble up as much as our resources as you'd like. Pleeeeease?



In Conclusion

Best of luck to the eCzech Republic, Israel, Paraguay, Peru, the ePhilippines, and most of all eSwitzerland! Also, good luck to the congress candidates that will hopefully be able to run on Sunday!

Please note that I'm not an official representative of nation or group except for myself.



Srsly, Slovenia.

Hail eSwitzerland! Hail eWorld! Hail eFREEDOM!
chasaj

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