Super awesome list of GOVERNMENT !!

Day 1,388, 14:13 • Published in Norway USA • by Christopher Moe


I am so happy Norway 😁

Do you know why?
Well... When i get a big case of sadness running down my spine, you know what i do, i DANCE.
A hapedy do, and how about you 😁

Well what can i say, and what can i do, to please you...
Will this do :






Vice President/overlord
Andreas Moe


Don’t get me started on this badboy here. This is the man that introduced me to this world, so you all have to thank (hate) him for bringing me up in this world. What can you say about this awesome dude, well... He is a master of making awesome pictures and he has helped me to write almost every article I have ever written. He is hard working ( if someone is pushing him), and he is cleaver. Funny too.
He is the wind beneath my wings ( no homo)



[Ministry of Defence]
Tommy Skaue:

Tommy Skaue is a native norwegian who has played this game for a long time. He was president back in 2010 and active in the Binary Party. He has pledged his allegiance to me, and you should expect to see him ALLOT, even if you like it or not. MOHAHAHAHAH.... I will like it i know that much .... Unfortunately i don’t know a whole lot about this awesome oldie, but my birthday wish was that it was going to change in the comming days ( no homo, i think not xoxo)


[Ministry of Offence]
Taulen:

It shouldn’t come as a suprice that Taulen is one of the best friends of Norway. He loves Norway and Norway loves him. You might be confused and say, duhhhh Taulen haz nøtt Norwegian Citizenship so he iz enemy. You couldn't be further from the truth, If you can handle the truth, then you can continue reading. He is in fact in charge of our national factories, and that’s why he is south of the border, i hope that it didn’t confuse you...
Taulen has a lot of experience and i sure hope that he can give a real effort in organizing our army, and please, don’t make the job hard for him, cause i have something that he sure could use his time on getting hard ( no homo) and ( no pun intended)




[Ministry of Information]
Gladun:

What can you say about our most beloved Nazi.... uh.... He is the kind of white pride Romanian that we just can’t stop loving and give free hugs. Well, I must correct something, he dosen’t share all the Nazi views, he is more of the center kind of guy, but hey, we still love him, right....
I have trusted upon him the minister of information, and that’s not a easy task folk, so if you have something to contribute, please don’t hesitate to ask him.
I trust that he will do his job well, and i know that this person alone can prove some of the points “some people” have made against us, to be wrong



[Ministry of fang Fishing]
Morten Asphaug:

He is a real life friend of mine, and i recruited to this world. Maybe he is the next me, who knows, right... Well he has already showed his use in this world. After just 10 days he received his recruitment medal, awesome right. And i would be a silly goose if did not mention that he is a master of fang fishing. I mean it’s silly how awesome he is at fang fishing, i mean, come on, leave some fang fishing for us to fang fishing to.... Sigh....
He sure has a bright future ( no homo)



[The Grim Reaper]
Karl Reveru😛

It was a sad day for Norway when the news about Karl hit ut all a cold winter night. This awesome character had so much to give Norway, if only he had more time, a real shame indeed. Well his spirit will always be with us, and that’s why he is in charge of seeing that our dead will be treated with respect.
We still hope for a comeback to happen Karl XoXo ( no homo)



[Ministry of Foreign Affairs]
Sir Greggory Groda:

Hahahahahahahaha. His name is Sir Greggory Groda, but he isn’t a nobleman yet. HAHAHAHAHA. Well, you sure have your opportunity now mister, because you are the face of Noway. You can almost say that he is the mascot of Norway, and his job consist of having late night talks with power figures from other country's. I sure hope you can use some of your awesome skills to get us some allies, cause we sure could need it ( no pun intended)




Vice minister of Foreign Affairs
Blue Cephalopod

A cephalopod is any member of the molluscan class Cephalopoda. These exclusively marine animals are characterized by bilateral body symmetry, a prominent head, and a set of arms or tentacles (muscular hydrostats) modified from the primitive molluscan foot. Fishermen sometimes call them inkfish, referring to their common ability to squirt ink. The study of cephalopods is a branch of malacology known as teuthology.
And you think that he is not qualified.... SHAME ON YOU....
I sure hope that you and Greggory can work long and hard together ( no pun intended)



Vice minister of Foreign Affairs
Frederick Jaqcue Paul

Just pure awesome.
He is active and he is good at what he does. What more can you ask for 😁



Minister of Education:
Endymionis

If you have any question at all, then this might be the third or fourth person you would ask 😁
But to be serius ( yeah right), Endy is a great person to have in any team, he really have alot of knowledge and he is not afraid to use it at all.
To all you noobs out there: Want answers? Ask Endymionis.



[Ministry of Religion] “ The dark prince himself” Henrich 1

This is one bad dude, not bad in you facy pance christian way, but in the awesome Satan kinda way. YEAH... You heard me... Henrich is the kind of guy that enjoys long walks on the beach and to drink children's blood in the night. He has admitted to have a crush on Satan, and a rumor is going that he is saving his virginity for him.....





Yes...
They are indeed awesome, and i have no doubt in my heart that they won’t serve our nation well.
Yes we might have a challenge ahead of us, but with a team like this we really don’t have anything to worry about. This team are more then qualified to deal with any problem we might stumble upon. And you can bet your first born son on that we will do our best to make this nation proud 😁

Huzzah for us all 😁





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