Well, America, this SUCKS!
Jovan Tekelija
To my ePolish readers, sorry for spamming your media.
To my eSerbian readers, револтиран сам! Штурнем и прц! XD
WHY CHANGING CITIZENSHIPS SUCKS!
Although I’m a student of economics IRL, I didn’t want to involve myself with it in eRep. I figured I had it a bit too much IRL so it was time to escape it.
But I became an economist (like all of us) whether I liked it or not! Plato made sure of that, and he gave me some grain fields and a bakery! At that time I was fighting for the betterment of USA (actually, I was trying to PTO it) so when these companies were dealt out the license I got was that of USA.
Problems started when I moved back to Serbia, in order to make a better place out of it (actually, I was trying to PTO it
😃). I was stuck with that one license-USA’s, and guess what? Serbia was embargoed by the US! XD
^Yeah, I made that exact face!
Yeah, that was a major suckage, but I was not much concerned with it as I was on my way to become the first American president of Serbia (in eRep. IRL we already have one.).
After some time, my finances were beginning to dwindle as I could only sell finished products via donations. One word- I was broke!
I was totally Nicholas Cage’d!
I almost declared bankruptcy (like my former country-USA XD), so then I moved to Poland.
I thought of it as a working vacation. I’d earn some money, meet some girls, maybe PTO the place, but then, lo and behold! a certain law passed!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/USA/law/81798
I’ve got a question for you, America?
Why do you hate commerce?
Why do you shoot( in the leg) an honest businessman who is just trying to get his spot under the Sun?
I mean, it’s not like I went to Poland without checking first. Poland was without the embargo for quite a long time!
Is Poland’s money not too good for you?
It isn’t as worthy as your greenery?
Xenophobes! XD
^Revelation!
HOPE
My last hope lies in the next presidential elections, where I hope my friend Paul Proteus will win and withdraw the free-trade-breaking law which is hurting us all!
😃
So… Proteus for P
😃)
I need a trade partner in Poland. Anyone interested? :/
Comments
pertañax
Чарли Шин воли кокаин!
justice for charlie sheen!!1
Tejas was just too good to be true huh. 😉
yup
i miss tejas! ;_;
Another reason not to vote for Proteus.
a jesi baksuz...
ja san zato uzea licencu kad san isa u mkd 🙂
Amerika je zemlja velika...
Dell, this article is a joke ; )
Of course Paul didn't promise me something like that.
I know Poland is the enemy (of USA) but kinda funny how these embargoes keep up with me 🙂
please add me as friend
Tekelija idi u Hrvatsku pa će im USA lupiti embargo : D Oni ustvari daju tebi embargo a ne državama u koje ideš ; )
please add me as friend x2
Nego, vrni se u USA mozda se zajebu pa lupe sami sebi embargo!
Another reason not to vote for Proteus. x2
sto te mrze mali ljudi iz klonje???
Ne valja paran broj komentara!!!
TRECI!!!!
O, naprawdę...?
Come to UK, we don't have embargo with our province USA.
That's the risk you have to accept if you want to PTO rival country 😉. I've became a citizen of an allied coutry, and the only thing I have to worry about is import tax 😃. Right now I'm gathering money for trading license.
Tebe bas nece, a? x D
lockedo, tak, neprawda : D
hostilian, you mean your colony? : D
Pogromca, it would take me ages to save enough money for a license
nemamja, nemamja srece xD
A da se konsultujes sa nekom vracarom?
Mozda ti je neki zli protivkandidat bacio cini....
видиш...о томе нисам размишљао...хмм
...e jeste dobro kaze Maki....
mozda te neka baba vezala... xD
mada to ide na potenciju...
ali to je to
potencija😛rateci embargo
ali metar moga sela AmUrika ceeeeeelaaaaaaa xD