[WHPR] Day 1370 Tournament of Babes

Day 1,370, 12:46 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room


Dear Sweet America,

Over the past few weeks the White House Press Room has been proud to feature the babes of this Administration for your viewing pleasure. The sexy ladies of the White House have been amazing, and certainly lifted the spirits of our fighting men (and some of the women 😛) and it is time we honor them.

President Cerb has authorized a Tournament of Babes, a competition to see which Cabinet Babe is most beloved by America. We will feature two Babes in each article and ask that you vote for your favorite in the comments! The last Babe standing will be crowned Miss America and enjoy the love of all!



Tournament of Babes


Unknown Model (Animis)
vs.

Tea Leoni (Gnilraps)



Iga Wyrwal (Pfeiffer)
vs

Krystal Forscutt (deershark)



Ashley Greene (jerseygirldani)
vs.

Emily Scott (Necros Xiaoban)



Voting for the Tournament of Babes will start tomorrow! Today we present our youngest Cabinet Babe who did not meet our age requirements for the tourney, but is nonetheless super kawaiiiii. Today's Cabinet Babe is... rainy sunday!



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Stay classy, America,
Necros Xiaoban
White House Press Secretary