Lottery Results
The Irish Community
Citizens,
You may be aware that both Co-Ministers of Community were away last weekend. On your behalf, we attended the International Convention of eMinisters of Community, which took place in Caesar’s Palace, Las Vegas, Nevada. The title of the Convention was “Platinum Bathroom Fittings? Because you’re worth it.”
Our trip was marred somewhat by the news from home that DerBrad had escaped from his cubby-hole in the MoC downstairs lavatory and launched a Community Lottery in our absence. We will honour the good faith of citizens who participated, and have appointed Viktor Kurgan as Head of Security (toilets). We are unable to comment further as the matter is the subject of an internal investigation.
In related news, the Department has been receiving increasingly tetchy correspondence from citizens who complain that they never win the lottery no matter how often they play.
Lottery Results!
There was one winner of this week’s eIreland Community Lottery. The winning number was 31, the second ball drawn out of the drum in last night’s RL Irish Lotto game. The first ball out was number 21, which nobody picked. Congratulations to Thomas Keesman, who collects a prize fund of 1000iep for a 50iep stake.
Thanks to everyone who took part!
Yours,
Anthony Colby
James Keiller
Comments
oh ye i forgot to buy tickets :/ awww I shuda been reminded !
START A NEW ! : P
Finally someone offered Kurgan a worthy position...i will guard toilets with DerBrad's life...
The community articles make reading the media in eIreland worthwhile!
Now if only I'd entered the damn lotto...
Tetchy? TETCHY??????
Meh.
You are weak, and, and, and, ....I lost again.
/supersulk ON.
Crap, im another one who forgot to play : (
Not Kurgan - nooooooooooooooo!
Congrats Thomas on winning the best Community event in a long time! 😃
Oh look who's just fallen asleep... not much of a security guard it seems.
The real trick is keeping the location of our offices secret during times Ireland is occupied by the UK. You just know they will strip out those fixtures just for the gold.
Rigged! You have insiders in the RL National Lottery, I'm sure of it!
Also, how funny is it that I actually believe the opening to this article?! 🙂
I am, of course thrilled. i would like to share it back to the community (some has already gone to Labour's Army!) in a meaningful way. I will transfer back 500iep - to the org? to Kurgan? to whoever TIC tells me to. As far as what you do with it, I figure DerBrad will have thougt of something worthwhile.......
Thomas, you cant donate to the Org unfortunately. James Keiller and Anthony Colby are the current MoC's so if you donate to them and send a note they will make sure it is accounted for.
Fair play for offering to give so much back! RESPECT!
Whatever you do, dont donate it to Kurgan, he will just spend it on lipstick and high heels
500iep, along with a request to use the money towards something neat for New Citizens, received from Thomas Keesman this morning.
Thanks Thomas!