WAR: America and Canada
Nave Saikiliah
Fellow citizens,
If you read one article this month, let it be this. Each word I write has a purpose; missing any might lead you to the wrong conclusions.
I have proposed to Congress that we invade Canada. The Department of Defense has already prepared for war with our Northern neighbor. Our treasury has enough gold and we will earn most of it back if we are successful in our campaign. Logistically, we are ready.
Many of you are probably still hung up on the word ‘war’. It is hard for many to discern real life applications from erepublik. When I arrived on the political scene, I thought it was ridiculous that the Democratic Party’s mission statement mentioned the environment, Social Security, and abortion. In the realm of eUSA, these things simply do not exist. In the same fashion, we must examine war in a new light before we make judgments.
Nobody will die. This war will not tear families apart. This is, after all, a game. If we view war from this game’s viewpoint, there are no negative humanitarian effects.
So why invade in the first place? Most of the reason is economic. Canada’s lack of leadership has caused the country’s growth to stagnate. Meanwhile, America has sustained the highest rate of growth in the past six weeks out of any other industrialized nation. If America took control of Canada, it would be in better hands. Our market size will increase – if you add both countries’ GDPs, you have the fifth wealthiest country in the world.
Part of the reason is social. A country is only as strong (and fun) as its most active players. Adding two dozen active, contributing players would do wonders for America. Like the economic aspects, it would also benefit Canadians.
Tactically, it makes sense as well. Canada is unprotected and a likely target for many foreign countries. America, on the other hand, is well-organized with good relations with nearly every powerful nation in the world. If Canada became part of America, its citizens would be safe from other foreign powers – foreign powers that would not have the wellbeing of Canadians in mind.
As for the Canadians, what will happen to them? Once our American soldiers defeat them, they will become American in every term of the game. The government’s primary focus will go from conquering Canada to acclimating its citizens. If that means using the Treasury to fund new political parties for the new citizens or purchasing companies on their behalf (although they will keep their companies), we will make arrangements.
Americans, under my direction, will be courteous and accommodating to the Canadians. We will do our best to assimilate the new nation while letting them keep their own views and culture. This war is not personal, and if there were any real negatives from eWar, none of this would be happening. I hope that Americans and Canadians alike will see that this is not necessarily a bad thing.
I deplore you all to take a rational look at all of this. I now put the decision into Congress and the American public’s hands. You have my recommendation.
-Nave
President of the United States
Comments
Also, I ask that other Americans refrain from writing articles about this and just comment here. I think everyone should get to see this and they might if it moves down the list.
Any Canadians not wanting to be American are welcome to move to the UK 🙂
Well, yeah. Canada is actually losing citizens because of its leadership. They could probably benefit from our training comapnies too. Honestly, I don\'t know why they would fight back.
Trust me, if you had the brains to make me congressman, I would\'ve voted for this.
I was the first Congressman to sign my name to this. Anything else would have been unpatriotic.
I suppose Canada has a say in this hostile take over?
@Nave: I was apparently writing that before I saw the comment. I had posted that I was going to release something, but I could have waited a bit. Just wanted to get the drop on it.
For each conquered region, we got a large amount of gold back from their treasury. I can\'t remember off the top of my head how many regions Canada has, but the erepublik wiki says that we get X% of the total gold and local currency of their nation\'s treasury (which isn\'t actually that small).
From an economic standpoint, this will provide another wellness-decreaser, Which stimulates our economy. Food will be bought, gifts will be used, the significance of hospitals will be realized, and weapons will be used.
If anybody has doubts toward this action, then I advise you to consider the fact that the Department of Defense has been planning this for nearly a month. We have arranged citizens to be located in the Saint Paul and Albany regions, both of which are high-populated, in the north, and consisting of a hospital (actually, Albany has yet to get one, so we need to hurry up with that).
I think the equation for strength is REALLY random (my current total strength is 10.5, but then that is multiplied by a random number between 2 and 14 o_O). We need every active citizen to get involved in this war. If we succeed, then America will see extreme population increases as well as an augment in wealth.
Good luck to you all. We need your support. Also, I urge everybody to NOT write anymore articles, so that this one will stay on the news page.
Also, I\'d like to say that I\'m proud to be the first one to vote YES to this 🙂
There we go. Finally!
To all Canadians: There is really nothing wrong with living together with us Americans and we are just here to help you in every aspect of the game. You could actually move to USA already to avoid dying for no reason.
Maybe get some military points by helping us take your old country?
I got jobs in housing if anyone is interested.
Blame Canada?
Wow.. great stuff for my newspaper, i never knew that USA will go war... i though your country will be peace lover with UN started by Dish... Good luck then...
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It told me i was the first person to vote yes ben! you liar! lol
In an article of mine and various comments, I pushed for this to happen. I said if that proposal was to come across my table, I would sign it with a smile on my face. I still do that.
Check out all of my articles!!!
I agree with Vos.
The UN has no bearing in this instance. I have tried to start it repeatedly, and received little support overall with few countries really willing to be involved in such a project. Outside of those countries, everyone else wanted to play chief rather than simply helping out something I had already advertised as trying to establish, as more or less you should know as well as anyone cooperation isnt human nature\'s strongpoint. If there is someone that still wants to help kickstart the UN then they can try. With as little support as was actually given I feel no obligation to anyone on that end.
I\'m just a soldier and I\'ll follow commands.
@Olu: Over the past month, things have been going painstakingly slow. We\'ve had to keep the American-Canadian War a secret while everybody else was gossiping and pondering about it.
I believe that, a long time ago, Diarmuid said that this war would never happen 😉
so according to benn and jmatic 2 ppl were the first to vote yes o.0....I guess i cant do much being a mayor. Have you thought about what to do if or when they get a strong leader in the future and decide to rebel? Will you give them their freedom or will you fight it and would this be good or bad for the economy?
@Olu: Over the past month, things have been going painstakingly slow. We\'ve had to keep the American-Canadian War a secret while everybody else was gossiping and pondering about it.
I believe that, a long time ago, Diarmuid said that this war would never happen 😉
@Olu: Over the past month, things have been going painstakingly slow. We\'ve had to keep the American-Canadian War a secret while everybody else was gossiping and pondering about it.
I believe that, a long time ago, Diarmuid said that this war would never happen 😉
Sorry, can\'t see the advantages of a hostile takeover. UK and the rest of the world are just lamed and especially the allies of the USA become culprits of what will happen to Canada.
So if there are some peace loving Americans: You can move to Germany. We have a growing US community and would like to welcome you in our wonderful country which will never start a war.
I was defiantly the third person to vote
Germany is more or less a colony of Pakistan, so you have no room to talk, eh?
wtf you are talking about? Pakistan? Why should we be a colony? - btw you sent me your answer as pm...
did i say it before ?
\"i hate usa\" and we will give our military supports to e-Canada, if they accept.
I dont remember PMing you. Thats weird. Are you asking me to do so, or telling me I already did?
Colony of Pakistan ? Filthy lies.
I\'m for it. An American victory is beneficial for all involved, it seems.
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/4660/warproposal2du6.jpg
xD
Turkey willing to send soldiers to Canada and possibly open up their lines to an invader? Would be rather foolish from that far away.
@nevugila: did you actually read the rationale? Or are you just letting your real life prejudices manifest themselves now that you are a leader in the game?
Hmm, voted yes.
MMMM i love a good american joke.
HEY! NO WAY! WE SAW CANADA FIRST!!! IT WILL BELONG TO PORTUGAL, YOU IMPOTENT AMERICANS! YOUR DOLLARS ARE WORTH NOTHING COMPARED TO EUROS! 😛
Its better if America uses his troops to stop Pakistan Invasion..
Paki and Indonesia has MPP... And paki is invading China...
Usa is another power and tries to invade canada...
The bigger countries should not invade the smaller ones...
You know what Turkey did ?
Bulgaria about 100 population
Greece about 40...
We did mpp with Both of them.. And from West Romania is protecting both countries as well we have mpp with romania... USA should do the same...
Ally with canada, Australia etc... Protect the small nations..
Such UK and Ireland and many other country...
And send your spare soldiers to asia to china to stop paki invasion.
And we are
And what will happen if you try invade Canada ?
Well we will protect canada...
We hate emperialism...
You want to take control of as much as country as possible lol...
UK Is another power but sounds like they let america pass Canada 😛
I dont want USA to eat Canada and be more powerful unfairly..
No problem if USA developes i will be glad.. The better economy etc...
As long as america is supporting peace and doing a good fair behaviour against all countries over world we will be supporting usa.
But developing by eating the small countries NO !
What is the reason behind this hostile action?
We Canadian do NOT want you in our country,
We WILL fight to keep you out.
Americans, don\'t let the propaganda get to your head, us Canadians are not going to drop our weapons without a fight, I can promise that.
I may be just another citizen (and soldier) of the eUSA but i am concerned about this course of action. Yes, we would make quite a bit of money, but i would rather have us do what Romaina is doing and just agree to a Union instead of a hostile takeover. But whichever path our beloved leaders take, i will do my best to serve.
What is the reason behind this hostile action?
We Canadian do NOT want you in our country,
We WILL fight to keep you out.
Americans, don\'t let the propaganda get to your head, us Canadians are not going to drop our weapons without a fight, I can promise that.
\"If we view war from this game’s viewpoint, there are no negative humanitarian effects.\"
There are no humanitarian effects? Are you crazy? Read what Canadians have to say \"we do not want you in our country\". You invade them, they don\'t want to be invaded - don\'t you see there an humanitarian impact? Can\'t Canadians have a happy and peaceful life because you think it is better for you to invade them? USA should stop. NOW.
USA is the same IRL and in eRepublik i see. \"Its all for a good reason\" - Well, for who is it good? You or the canadians? Is it to help them? Let them remain independent and have fun helping themselves....
The canadians have absolutely nothing to say about it i see?
Listen to banac and mind booster noori.
@BattleGazi: Does colonizing Ukraine equal developing? Oh wait, thats Turkey doing it do it\'s fair. The USA advancing through direct means, now, thats not fair. Would you make up your mind?
From the looks of this, this proposal is turning into the connotation of \"war\" that the original article was against. Canadians are going to fight and it is turning into more of a U.S. invasion. To see if other countries become involved will be a different story. As a citizen of eAmerica it will be interesting to see how this turns out in Congress.
@stekman, let them help themselves? they don\'t seem to be able to do that... (aimed at the AWOL president, not the general people)
people should read the article and not what people say before they post stuff, the understand what we are truly trying to do... not get the idea from what other people say about it
We have a government, we act within our own forum with the support of the Canadian people. We are fine how we are and will fight against the US for control of our country.
OMG Ron PauL?! LOLLORZ!!! 😃
I don\'t you you understand me Sam.
We DO NOT WANT YOU IN OUR COUNTRY.
that is pretty clear is it not?
That\'s pretty clear, so either you attack or don\'t.
If you don\'t, it\'s not a war. If you do, you are invading us.
That is straight up what it is.
Ron Paul and Stekman have a sense of logic.
I don\'t know where Americans (in support of the war) are getting theirs from.
Wait, unless you guys want to make us a better country without our consent?
Don\'t try to change the subject to Pakistan. China\'s recent agressive actions against Indonesia is something to worry about. Combined with only one pary, they don\'t have much choice in how the country is governed.
Uncle Sam: if the United States wanted to help Canada you would offer them help, not invade them. Any attempt of disgising this as \"help\" is nothing more than double-speak tactics.
@stekman, let them help themselves? they don\'t seem to be able to do that... (aimed at the AWOL president, not the general people)
people should read the article and not what people say before they post stuff, the understand what we are truly trying to do... not get the idea from what other people say about it