DoD orders (Day 1,341): Provence Alpes Azur
USA Department of Defense
My Fellow Americans,
PLEASE READ THIS URGENT WHITE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE REGARDING BAZOOKAS
Please help our French Allies avoid being wiped by fighting FOR the Resistance in Provence Alpes Azur!
If you cannot move, or France's battle is closed, fight the Huns in Colorado!
Special Instructions: You can fight more than once per day. Fighting every six hours allows you to fight three times a day with relative ease. You should fight all your fights when you wake up, then again when you get home from work/school (or just six hours later if you don't have school/work), and one last time before you go to bed. By doing this you increase your damage three fold, and triple your ability to defend the eUSA.
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Please read this White House Press regarding bazookas.
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Signed,
Blank Keating
President of the United States of America
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Secretary of Defense
Bradley Reala
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
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