OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT RELEASE #1: Why hello there

Day 1,330, 08:06 • Published in Saudi Arabia Saudi Arabia • by wars 7

CAUTION: if you're here to troll, please don't bother reading. Scroll all the way down, type your boring repetitive phrase and close this window. I might read it.


Before anyone jumps at me, I've been having connection problems and didn't have internet access for a week. I trust my advisers and ministers have been taking care of the country, and making sure I don't get impeached because that's just stupid.

Apparently announcing my cabinet makes it official, because if you don't it means they are not really ministers and won't do their jobs, which makes no sense but rules are rules. So, without further ado, I'd like to introduce the citizens of eSaudi Arabia to its new government (oh and, no links, images, paragraph breaks, long speeches, or any of that stuff... bad connection is bad):

President: wars 7
Vice President: HusseinE.

Chief of Staff: voice

Minister of Foreign Affairs: I-G-D.

Minister of Defense: Track13

Minister of Internal Affairs: HusseinE

Minister of Finance: voice

Grand Mufti: Agabey

So there you go. I'll make new articles as needed to announce any important changes or anything of the sort. If you need anything, this should tell you who to talk to. If it's too complex for you:
MoFA deals with MPPs and treaties and that kind of crap.
MoD deals with the army, RWs, wars, and that kind of crap.
MoIA deals with citizenship approvals. It's a long process, if you're looking for a quick PM, if you're an obvious PTO'er, or if you're just a citizenship-hopper, don't bother talking to him, you'll get rejected.
MoF deals with the country treasury and taxes. There's no reason why you should talk to them.
Grand Mufti issues fatwas. Please troll him, maybe he'll prohibit trolling. But in all seriousness, most of the people reading this won't need to PM him.
vCP and CoS know pretty much anything there is to know. If you need to tell me something and can't get it thru, PM one of them. If I go on another no-connection fit, pm one of them. If you're a new player and need help, PM one of them.

Off to more important CP work,
wars 7.