DoD Orders Day 1326 updated 1327 6:10 Defend China in Inner Mongolia
USA Department of Defense
My Fellow Americans,
Inner Mongolia: Defend China!
Special Instructions: Because of new changes, you can fight more than once per day. Fighting every six hours allows you to fight three times a day with relative ease. You should fight all your fights when you wake up, then again when you get home from work/school (or just six hours later if you don't have school/work), and one last time before you go to bed. By doing this you increase your damage three fold, and triple your ability to defend the eUSA.
If you need to move between the USA and any other country, use Mexico as the go between.
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Signed,
Blank Keating
President of the United States of America
Alexander_Auctoritas
Secretary of Defense
Bradley Reala
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
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lol
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GO NOW for Romania! Let's cut Serbia's resources! http://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/8238 ! Civilii pe #echipare soldatii pe#roarmy
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eUSAF!
Wow again AA is turned off....take some care in posting fighting instructions.
wtf
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