Who's that? A monkey. A monkey with a gun. Fhaemita Malodorous. That's right, whether you know him or not, you can tell he's a pretty tough monkey... guy. Ever since I joined eRepublik, Fhaemita has stood out to me as a hard-worker who is friendly toward everyone. And now, he is running for president of eBelgium soon. Why should you vote for him? Well, I can't force you... but I'm sure he'll be able to persuade you.
Now, I know you might be considering voting for the other candidate, but let me tell you something. Fhaemita isn't like those other people. Not only is he talented in his business through so much experience, he is also a fair person, willing to listen to others' ideas without any sort of bias.
Members of the Belgian Communist Party, as a fellow comrade, I request you vote for Fhaemita! Congressmen of all the eBelgian parties, as a fellow congressman, I request you vote for Fhaemita! Citizens of eBelgium, as a fellow friend, I request you vote for Fhaemita!
Chairman of the Belgian Communist Party