Have it Your Way [Proteus Bump Within]

Day 1,320, 20:59 • Published in USA USA • by Paul Proteus


This article is much like a box of cereal and has a Proteus Bump or an endorsement within, you just have to stick in your greasy hands and reach to the bottom 😉

This article of Goodbye Blue Monday is kinda just a mess, but first I want to start with

An Apology

It saddens me as much as you to say I haven’t written an article in like a month…I know you hoards of desperate readers who love me (yet still give me only 40-50 votes an article, 30 for endos like these) expect me to churn out more articles per month. And I meant to, I had many ideas, I was just kinda lazy, but I can assure you Goodbye Blue Monday is back :3


Or more like Blue

Now on to

The Proteus Bump

This is no ordinary endorsement, it has a whole picture, also…0 American candidates who have publically received it have won their respective races, but one Canadian did >_>

Anyway, before I start, full disclosure, I have indeed been offered a cabinet post in the cabinet I am supporting, now some may say Proteus Bump? Moar Like Proteus Payback but before you say that, I’d like to say that both the Presidential candidate and his Veep are two of my favorite people in this game, they are both worthy presidential candidates on their own, yet they decided to merge 😮

That’s right

I’m supporting BK4CP


I’m personally surprised I hadn’t seen this image before I made it, seemed so logical 😛

More about why you need to vote for these guys,

When I first came to the eUS in let’s say December, I came because I was invited by CRoy who was running for POTUS with Blank Keating as his Vice. After talking with Blank a bit I saw why, besides being a great guy, he’s smart, and definitely able to lead this nation. Personally I thought he could have ran then, but he ducked the spotlight and only spoke of the presidency in jokes Also, he’s the eternal secretary of education which makes him qualified enough. Normally SoE to me seems like a give away cabinet spot, but with Blank as the SoE is actually great. Also, he has experience…like a lot…like VP, SoS, and more. He not only knows his shit, he helps others know their shit too….which is pretty cool.



Yep, that’s the one

Still, this ticket get’s better, it’s like two in one. In his VP slot we get another great Amurrican, Marxus


Apparently that’s a Tardis ladies and Gentlemen

I’ve worked with Marxus ever since I joined the Libs. When I was PP he was my VPP, and now that he’s doing his second term as PP I’m doing one as VPP. In other terms we rule the Libs…errr…in other terms he’s a happening guy. Though not as well known as he should be Marxus is a great leader and has some great ideas. In other words, I’d totes vote Marxus for CP, not just VP

So that’s why I’m voting for Blank and Marxus,

Also for a limited time offer, buy one Burger and Get a Small Soda Free

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Signing off,
Paul
Giver of Endorsements,
Maker of Images
Consumer of Hamburgers

Stay Sexy,