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[JAPAN] Deal with the devil + Empress day nomination!

Day 1,273, 23:57 • Published in Japan Japan

• by Fruitcommando

Hello loyal subscribers, it has been some days since I have written an article. I am happy to say I am now 2 FP deep in a love fest with plato, as he is childish he shows anger and force upon me to show his affection. I assume a serious relationship will soon follow.

The deal with the devil

Anyways, As you may know I have sold my party today, a Croat by the name of Alfred Ball came to my doorstep today begging for my party. I at first felt sorry for him and being a warm hearted person I offered my party for the low sum of 5 gold(for election anguish and neck injuries that occurred during the transaction). He refused my offer, I knew he was of eIsraeli descent so he would of course offer me a lower number - 3 gold. I took this offer, not for swede-capitalist gain but for eJapan. You see, by doing this transaction I have raised relations with Sweden, Croatia, and Hell respectively. The Croat-Devil Alfred Ball took my party and raised it into a fascist party. I am a strong supporter of this change despite him being the anti-christ.

My nomination for Empress

This is self explanatory, I am hereby nominating Hitoshi Makoto for Empress. Though violating the rules a little, I now present to you Hitoshi Makoto (Female)

HITOSHI FOR EMPRESS!

-Der Kaiser, FructeKommandante

Comments

Alfred Ball Day 1,274, 00:07

: |

calon rakyat jelata Day 1,274, 00:20

LOL

romanian spy Day 1,274, 00:34

Hitoshi Makoto Day 1,274, 04:01

Do you fap to me so much now Fruitcommando that you are trying to pretend I'm a girl to make you feel better about your sexuality?

TheReverendSeanV Day 1,274, 05:54

I pretend Hitoshi is a girl just to make sense of his emotional outbursts on the internet

dimthreesum19 Day 1,274, 16:33

oh man, this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

bobbySAURON Day 1,274, 16:37

Hitoshi Makoto likes to touch my tralala.

Don Machak Day 1,274, 16:41

rofl

Gagamel Day 1,274, 17:08

oh man, this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. (x2)

Sardar Confucius Day 1,274, 17:30

😨 😨 😨 😨

clerica Day 1,274, 22:03

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI4xVeRjunk

can i be the chimp?

Darshu Day 1,275, 02:00

Hitoshi will win for shurrrre

Yonsil Day 1,275, 11:41

CLERICA'S LINK IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Ifke Day 1,275, 18:20

Birky Day 1,276, 04:12

oh man, this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. (x3)

Alison19743 Day 5,224, 05:08

❤️ >>>>> https://www.youtube.com/redirect?q=%6e%61%6b%65%64%2d%67%69%72%6c%73%2e%6f%6e%6c%69%6e%65%2f%6b%6b%2f%78%6b%44%57%43%39%3f%73%6f%75%72%63%65%3d%65%72%65%70%75%62%6c%69%6b%26%61%64%5f%63%61%6d%70%61%69%67%6e%5f%69%64%3d1774826

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