Frerk strikes back!
Frerk
I come to you on this glorious day to tell you that once again, during these glorious times, I would like to rule, er, be honoured to get elected to the Position of Prime Minister, or, more aptly, Country President of the United Kingdom. I have a great background, which I am going to share with you, which I feel more than qualifies me to lead the country into the next generation of non-alliance politics.
Firstly, and most importantly, I hate jamesw. This qualifies me as great. I find that anyone, or anything that does not drink whatever toxic fluids that James secretes from his mammary glands to be of the highest quality.
Secondly, I’ve done this before, a number of times. You can find all of my previous employment and positions on the Wiki, which include several terms as President, and even terms as Secretary General of Phoenix. Yes, I’m just that anal, and no, that won’t change. I do, however have a new attribute to put forward, which I have learned over the last four months from being in the same party as Jhorlin:
I don’t care what trolls think or do, and will only do what is best for this great nation.
The United Kingdom is somewhat stuck between a rock and a hard place. See, we hate Ireland and they hate us. We have had pretty decent relations up until recently with most countries, but the Irish, and their pesky poison potatoes are just enough to make me throw up a little in my mouth. I’ll go into more detail about that later.
However, Ireland is one of our least pressing matters. Due to our long standing hatred of Ireland, which I relate to the hatred between Serbia and the United States, we’ve become so entirely fixated on KILLKILLKILL, that some of our domestic programs, recruitment, and politics have become entirely jaded and focused on nothing else. In short, we’re starting to become a bit stagnant.
Have I mentioned that the last statement was a bit false, and we’re not becoming stagnant, but have become stagnant, boring, and outdated?
To help me in this regard, to not only ensure that I am completely unreachable once again on IRC (HERP), and help me cover all time zones properly, my HERMANO from another mother will be joining me in this chivalrous conquest by serving as the Deputy Prime Minister. Now I don’t think he’ll be as great as my last DPM, who didn’t even have Internet for half the term, but I’m certain he’ll not only help us once again right this great nation, but he’s so damn good he can do it while clicking fight and work from a different country.
This of course, is a former 4 time Prime Minister, and 7 time President of the Dishmcds variety. You can also find most of his former positions on the wiki, but he’s not quite as anal as me, so it’s not quite as up to date.
In a day you’ll see one of the greatest manifestos you have ever seen in this game. I’m sure that you’ll not only not need a skin magazine, but I promise World Peace, free food every day, and pictures of Fetaboxtrot in a dress (nice).
So until then, I say to you:
Vote for the CABULL on May 5th, which also happens to be both Cinco De Mayo and Bevrijdingsdag. Is this a coincidence?
We think not.
KICKASS CABULL CANDIDATE, Frerk
Brought to you by the council of oldfags, supporting Beta’s since Day 18.
Comments
WHATISTHISIDONTEVEN
I see what you did thar!
YES!
What did I just read
JUST HIT IT
I herd Frerk is a p cool guy and that you should vote for him because you're all p cool, amirite?
"but I promise World Peace"
pfft
how long will you last through this term 🙂
I did so have internet! I just wasn't using it, I was far too busy being the Nerevarine
That's not what you told me 🙁
FRERK STRIKES BACK
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I love jamesw!
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A highly experienced and reliable choice! I'll probably be voting Frerk tbh
I came.
"However, Ireland is one of our least pressing matters"
Well, at least you have that amount of sense.
Flying Spagetti Monster knows it's lacking in 90% of the citizens of the UK at the moment...
vote
Last time you were CP you were horribly inactive. I'll be voting for Artela, whose activity has never been anything but exemplary.
Jhorlin I hope the bit about inactivity you're talking about yourself.
poor jamesw!!
I'd probably rather vote Dish, he is good at sorting out countries that are %^&£ed. He was president of Mexico when the US failed invading them, and he was our president when all our neighbours failed invading us. Seeing as we have an active battle AGAINST France atm, I think we are doing something wrong.
metalmicky: He lasted the whole of his last term if I remember correctly.
Frerk would definitely have my vote, but for Dish I will even activate more in the UK community! Good luck!
goodluck frerk
"n a day you’ll see one of the greatest manifestos you have ever seen in this game. I’m sure that you’ll not only not need a skin magazine, but I promise World Peace, free food every day, and pictures of Fetaboxtrot in a dress (nice).
So until then, I say to you:
Vote for the CABULL on May 5th, which also happens to be both Cinco De Mayo and Bevrijdingsdag. Is this a coincidence?
We think not.
KICKASS CABULL CANDIDATE, Frerk"
I have no idea what Frerk was on when he wrote this.
Whatever it was it caused the output to be reasonably incomprehensible.
Can someone traslate this into English?
If you have no idea about foreign countries that's not my problem, go Google what those festivities are. :3
If only Ireland gave you as much attention as you give us ;_;
Maybe we would get on better.
I love your prospective MoFA choice :3
PRO YEAH
Seanan, on average Brit is mentioned 5 times per Irish article.
Try again.
I didn't understand this.
You are or you aren't invading Ireland?
Firstly, and most importantly, I hate jamesw. This qualifies me as great
Hahaha
😮
"Bevrijdingsdag" = Liberty day for the Dutch (5th of may, all the others had to fight some more days XD ).
He has beeen drinking to much?
I would not trust it. And Frerk promises for free food every day.
It would be a Dutch party? You have to pay for it yourselves.
And World Peace, it is dull 🙁
So when you believe in miracles, vote Frerk.
If not, vote something else.
I was unaware you were so great you managed to read a not yet released article and then come to a wrong conclusion.
"but I promise World Peace, free food every day, and pictures of Fetaboxtrot in a dress (nice)."
My comments I made based on what you promised. I know it must be a wrong conclusion because I should not trust you on that.
So sorry for any misunderstandings.
It's a metaphor.
Frerk for CP!
tbf, I am a terrible person, but at least I learned how terrible I was and decided not to unleash myself upon the public by running for re-el..
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