Why a lack of updates
General Cornrow Wallace
I'm sure if you are a regular reader of my paper, you have been asking yourself "Why the hell is Rusty_Shackleford so damn lazy, and does not bring me the constant updates I crave?" Well, first of all, I take offense to you calling me lazy 🙁
, and second, a recent infestation of bedbugs has hit my home, and I spent my spring break moving furniture, spraying poisons, and paying exterminators to rid my home of these pests. Not fun. I have been able to stay active in ST6 and stuff, but I never really had the time to sit and type up a full article.
Also, I was nominated in the 40th Congressional Citizen Awards, In the Category of Education, the Award known as the The Athanaric Memorial Award for Education & Media, but I lost out to Gnilraps, and his paper, which covered the recent Presidential race. Not happy to come up in second, but at least I was bested by someone worthy of beating me and my paper. Good job, bro.
Finally, I will do a quick update on the recent goings-on in the eWorld, to get you up to speed, if you've been living under a rock.
-Serbia cut through Russia, and declared the US natural enemy.
-China, in turn, NE'd Serbia, and has been capturing the Russian regions Serbia conquered. China and Iran also agreed to peace.
-The UK declared Ireland as their natural enemy, in a move which has created a rift between The UK and the rest of TERRA. It has been speculated by many people that the UK may soon leave the alliance.
-Brazil regained all lost territories from Poland, and is now in the midst of a war with South Africa.
-France has had success in their resistance campaigns against Spain and Poland, ejecting Spain completely from their territories, and with Poland still holding seven French regions.
-Finland is down to their final region, after Sweden NE'd them and joined Estonia in a two-front war.
I'm sure I am forgetting something, but I really have to get back to my English essay. It is due today after all. Hehehe.
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