Take the Red Pill
Glove
America,
I promised we would prevail and retain our national integrity. In the war with Indonesia we managed to drain their coffers and liberate Hawaii. This isn't the momentous accomplishment I wanted, but in these times we have to set our priorities straight. With China out of the war this campaign has been stuck at a stalemate, and I for one do not believe we should continue to focus our attention on this campaign if neither side is making any progress. This war was designed so that we could complete our mission bonuses but then it quickly escalated into something more. We cannot continue with this Mindless Self Indulgence. But we must focus our attention on the bigger problems at hand. The Indonesians and I have sat down and discussed this at length. It is with this that I announce: The war with Indonesia is over.
This may come at a shock to some of you, to others, not. But do you know why they put oxygen masks on planes? Oxygen, gets you high. You accept your fate-an illusion of safety. We’ve been high these last few months America. We’ve ignored the 300 pound gorilla in our room for too long. Cut the foreplay and just do it. It is time to move on. Move forward. Our mission shall continue in another form, yet it is not endless. All a gun does is focus an explosion in one direction. We have a class of young strong men and women, and they want to give their lives to something. We do not know the day of final victory, but we have seen the turning of the tide. On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone will drop to zero. I just don't want to die without a few scars. Lets set the world on fire.
Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing. This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. Saddle up, lock n’ load. Pack your bags, this is going to be a long one.
I am pleased thus far. Our allies have been extraordinary and there are more coming. We are legion. Ich bin heiss. ^_~
You will soon experience the most beautiful day of your life. Your breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. Live everyday as if it was your last. How much can you possibly know about yourself if you've never been in a fight? Imagine you don't have anything in life. Nobody, nothing. Nothing to lose. Only then are you completely free, because you don't care, you just do it, you live it, you are alive. And that is what we need to do, awaken, open our eyes to the truth. We will have a purpose, we will have a place. This Great Depression is over. Our great war is coming. I want you to hit me as hard as you can. Take the red pill with me.
10,000 Years
President Glove
Glove is Love
Comments
RED PILL
I've been poping red pills for a while, so this is no problem for me.
too bad... it'l be a long peaceful boring day again for most of us
🙁
Votedn But I don´t read it xD
voted bro
gdi what the hell is going on
Glove is Love \o/
over??
ahhh... here come the boring days =_='
No Neo! The blue pill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is smoking the red bud good enough?
The blue pill is viagra. Who doesn't want 4hr erections?
packing bong, going to jude's house
NOT stopping ar rusty's for a quickie!
with zombie glow in eye, dutifully takes red pill
Glove scares me.
He vibrates.
It's like involuntarily going into a Disco.
/o\
Fairly crappy article to be honest.
You've told us that we're ignoring some sort of huge problem (300 pound gorilla) but have not even hinted what it could be. I understand that the President can't come out and say "We've stopped the war with Indo" and let that be it, but you can't just spout random proverbs and sayings (the whole Oxygen in the plane, while true, not needed at all in this article). You've produced an article filled with bullshit, and all I can gather from it is A) We are no longer fighting Indo, and 😎 We're becoming allies with Germany.
All I'm saying, is cut back on the crap, and just be a President. Your aim is to get news out to the people, proving that your administration isn't a failure. Be sharp, and to the point. Leave the fancy Fight Club speeches to someone else.
/o\
Glove is Love
Tortilla x2 - This presidential statement makes absolutely no freak'n sense!! What other enemy? "designed so that we could complete our mission bonuses" ... BS! Indo has been chomping at us for months. If it's a stalemate fine, but don't try to say they attacked us because of missions, that freak'n war started BEFORE anyone even knew about the those missions. Indo attacked Mar 2, Rebellion started Mar 4-ish (when Indo was pushing into CA), bonuses didn't come until a few days later. Get your interns to check your dates before saying Indo is cooo now. I declare shenanigans!
i fu*king love your articles.
i'm eating bilav.
votturdum.
wew its over, boring days ahead 😑"
"10,000 Years"
where have we heard that before?
Because there is nothing else worth caring about, to be committed to live for something else.
Inspiring.
It is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
LOL @ Fight Club reference. The speach is cool in the movie, but here... it makes no sense.
Chickeennn Ruuunnn !
glove is dio, glove is love
Glove is so much love.
Glove is Love
lolol.
Grüss dich aus Bavaria!
War with Poland. Through Germany.
What kind of drug interactions are we looking at with this red pill?
votado
Glove is Love.
@tortilla, maybe that 300 pound gorilla is in your front yard...emm mexico?
V!
frickin boss article Glove....hit me up ingame sometime and let's duke it out 😉
Blue Pill > Red Pill
shut up tortilla. Glove is love!
Glove is Love
He takes the time to write one fun article and people expect a presidential speech.
Good grief!
300 lb gorilla is actually a 300 lb owl.
^ maybe because he is the President, not to mention that he doesn't exactly write a lot. Just saying. I did like "Retribution is a Must" ... but now it is more like "a must as long as we can do it, despite being in an alliance which sporadically help us and has member countries that actually fight on the wrong side, and then re-signs an MPP with our enemy during the war, like I dunno ... Argentina!"
I think indo cant push us around we need to teach them a lesson keep on pushing the war we might get luck
Encouraging Usage of Drugs. Terrible President. Not Voted.
Did Charlie Sheen write this? WINNING!
Lol, you americans are harsh with comments.
Standing by
Completely incomprehensible.