How And Why Haliman Screwed America: The Story
Justin McCravok
Breaking News Update 11:57PM EST: Top Government Officials find pictures of Haliman sleeping with INCI.
A young, prosperous Haliman enters the White House. His heart full of glee, he skips to his Oval Office, graciously awaiting the responsibility that is about to be thrusted upon him.
But Haliman knew something that other Americans didn't: That he had a mission.
It all started with this monument built in the capital region of Florida. Yes, America, the presidential goal monument. You see, you may know Haliman as the man who officially let the INCI into our borders by the masses. Yes, Josh Frost and his crew let the INCI in first, but this was before they had inflated their numbers. Haliman was the one who decided not to stop the INCI, but to let them flow. No, he did not take them with completely open arms during his presidency, but that was just a trick to make us think that he was on our side. He wasn't, America, and we were foolish to think so.
Haliman's goals entering the month of January were this: Increase Population 5%, GDP 10%, Keep Current Regions
The medal that Haliman won? The heart shaped angel men touching hands? That was Haliman's 5% Population Goal. Not keep current regions, not increase GDP, but increase population. Is this adding up? If it's not, allow me to explain further. Haliman had wisely selected the goal of increase population because he had secretly worked out an agreement with the INCI. The agreement was that if Haliman let in the INCI and didn't directly challenge or oppose them, then he would get his presidential medal, and would forever bond the eUSA and INCI...despite knowing that the relationship was destined to fail.
So basically, yes, Haliman secretly and mysteriously screwed America. Haliman knew that only getting the 5% Population would get that specific monument, the hand touching one. It would be Haliman's marking on America, a proof of his legacy with the INCI. That's why he picked it, because Haliman and INCI are together love. Haliman is the angel on the right, and Gs10 is on the left.
Why this mystery hasn't been solved yet, I don't know. Luckily for you America, you have Justin McCravok. The greatest Chief of Staff of all time, and yes, the greatest investigator of all time as well. America, yes I have failed you by not noting this earlier, but know that now things are clear. I will remember this day, and in future elections, will track the goals to make sure something like this does not happen.
You have my word. I'm doing this for America. I'm here to save you, my friends. Godspeed, Save Japan, Glove is Love.
Comments
Not TL😉R
TL😉R
Liar
Should I cry or laugh?
хммм..
You're wrong on this. Haliman sent them to Mexico. Started the butthurt.
Dammit! How did you find out?! 😛
Voted. Reala was still your best V2 President.
It was a trick PigInZen, to fool the Americans into thinking "he's got this".
N4N0 READ, N4N0 APPROVED
Tin Foil Hat time....
Yea, this is just bad.
~_~
what
I do believe that you mean "Dogspeed"
Next you'll be telling us that he and Krems allowed Turkey into Panam, screwing our relations with Greece.
Kudos to JMC \o/
PREPOSTEROUS PROPAGANDA FROM A POOR PERSON
in a good way, awesome article\o/
Ohmygod an affair, too?
How magical.
Wow nice picture.
Subbed with orgs for that absolutely scandalous sex picture.
WHAT? Lee Harvey Oswald DIDN'T shoot Jack Kennedy?
The CIA assassinated him because because he was going to uncover the SHADOW USA GOVERNMENT? Hmmm?!
LOL, thats pretty funny
That bastard
JMC an investigator? More of an instigator
Dammit, that owl is on my side of the bed...
`Gs10 is on the left.`
i liked that part
/me sighs.
"The greatest Chief of Staff of all time, and yes, the greatest"
Nuriessa: you made me lol 😃😃
lol'd hard with the first pic.
Anyone else feel like hunting owl?
> Haliman is the angel on the right
our right or their right?
Troll harder.
Whatevs.
WTF?
you cheeky ba..
So when I write an article about someone who actually did something bad, nobody votes for it. But you write this and you get votes?
y bra y
Yeah, this is exactly the kind of thing we need.
you basically said nothing in this article. Waste of my time..
~reader from Serbia
Justin is a fool
This is a pathetic black propaganda effort.
Robert Loggia you must not have put pictures