For all of those who have not read our new copypasta, here it is. Written by Grawflemaul, give him thanks.
So, I hear no-one saved my copypasta.
People of /v/, hear my words!
For the past 5 months, many brave /v/irgins have been playing Erepublik. This is an online clickan gaem, currently in beta, requiring very little time investment. he game aims to stimulate a world economy and political system. These past 5 months, we have been working hard. Under the guidance of our Glorious God Emperor and his scheming Grand Vizier, we have created a veritable Utopia in the form of Pakistan. Here, no man need struggle to find work. Here, peace reigns supreme. Here, there is no opposition to the God Emperor. We were initially 1200, but almost half left on finding out that war would not be released until later.
Later is now.
On April the 7th, the war module will be unvelied. All across the world, war will break out. Europe is threatened by the mighty warmonger Sweden, 1200 strong and hungry for blood. Even closer to home, war threatens the very heartland of peace. Iran, led by the pig-disgusting betrayer Koroush insults the God Emperor and threatens violence. Pakistan stands alone against these warmongers. Pakistan stands for peace. And Pakistan will bring peace to them, by any means neccesary. One day, there will be no more war, there will be only Pakistan, and peace.
But we cannot do it without your help. All that's needed is two clicks a day. One click to work, and one click to train as a soldier. If you left Ereupblik before, now is the time to return. If you've never heard of it, now is the time to post your email and recieve an invite to the closed beta. Alternatively, join us in the IRC,
*pm for details*
On joining the game, join the Stardust Crusaders political party. Join the military and train. Post a CV to get a job. Preferably in the weapons industry. Any questions will be best answered in the IRC channel.
Together, we can bring Peace to the warmongers.
😉r: Internet warran gaem. Get clickan. We failed at TF2. Let's not lose at clickan to Swedes.