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[lulz article] Miss Wolf 4 CP!

Day 1,170, 02:58 • Published in Australia

• by Miss Wolf

Caution: this is a lulz article, none of the following statements are to be taken seriously, they are not intended to hurt anyone’s feelings!

My beloved readers,

Once again I have decided to have a little fun and run for country presidency.

Yes, this is not the first time. Sorry if you missed the previous one. I didn’t feel like making a big deal out of it last month. But I’ve got proof:

Sadly I was pushed out of the 5 candidates back then, because there weren’t enough party members in the MBP to keep me in. 🙁

Today, seeing the names on the CP list I thought to myself “I can do better than these whats-his-faces”, so I clicked the button again. 😁

I mean, seriously, look at these guys: o.O

Anyway, my platform is simple:

Peace and prosperity for both eIndonesia and eAustralia. (Mostly for eAustralia, cuz I’m an eAussie after all. 😉 ) So, you know what to do.

Come election day, vote for Empress Wolf! (Only if you have eIndonesian citizenship, of course. 😛)

❤ Love,

Party president of the More Beer Party (15th term)
Ex-Senator (3 terms)
Future Empress of the eAusnesian Empire XD

Comments

Miss Wolf Day 1,170, 02:59

Vote for peace and prosperity, vote for me! \o/

Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen Day 1,170, 03:06

\o/

Callumh123 Day 1,170, 03:19

Callumh1234VP \o/

Sir_c0nstant Day 1,170, 03:44

As long as you beat partai hedon I don't care those barstewards nicked the ANP.

venja Day 1,170, 03:57

Lol nice work Miss wolf. We could really use a nice big empire and your just teh person to run it.

F0rse7i Day 1,170, 04:15

go Miss Wolf!! \o/

Miss Wolf Day 1,170, 05:00

Thank you for your support, everyone. : )

@Callumh123: I accept your application. I need someone who speaks the language of the natives. You do, right?
Anyone else interested in a position in my cabinet?

@SC: I was hardly able to keep the party myself. I might not be lucky in the next PP election. : S

H.Nelson Day 1,170, 05:27

I'm voting for Miss Wolf and you should too.

Now where can I get that freakin' eIndo citizenship?!

Goose Step Day 1,170, 15:04

I'm voting for the chick 😉

Callumh123 Day 1,170, 20:26

Yeah sure... i speak bahasa... Well i can count to 5! Satu, dua, tiga, empat, lima. I hope that's right : / my year 7 Indonesian class may of faded in my mind

Callumh123 Day 1,170, 20:27

Also, MissWolf4CP

Ministry of Misinformation Day 1,170, 21:29

MissWolf4CP!

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