What's Going On in Places You Should Care About?

Day 1,154, 17:40 • Published in USA USA • by Jelly9473

Now that PP elections are now over with I feel safe about writing an article without talking about Politics. I'm realizing, I really, really, really HATE party politics 😃

Anyway, I'll be covering what's going on in situations like India/China/Indonesia, New Zealand/Australia and Iran/USA (You might care about this last one..just maybe)

I'll also apologize ahead of time for the annoying line breaks as seen below, I've won a contest and am working on re-designing my paper...expect something cool, and visually appealing within the next few articles 😉

India-China-Indonesia



eAsia is once again seeming to catch on fire. Earlier this month Indonesia attempted to attack Malaysia for a chance at a baby boom and has now achieved a border with India through Southern Thailand.

Soon after achieving this Indonesia began asking the Indian government and it's members to allow Indonesia passage through India to attack China. India has said no and has decided to remain true to its allies in China!

Shortly after, Indonesia declared India its NE No battle has begun yet, but in order for Indonesia to reach a region held originally by China, Indo will have to pass through Indian held Tamil Nadu and another variety of regions, as well as regions held by eUSA (Tibet, or Jammu & Kashmir) in order to reach China.

EDIT: In the middle of writing this, Indonesia has attacked Tamil Nadu, India 😛

Yes, Indonesia, if they really are looking to get a war with China will have to either NE, or DoW eUSA which means that our new border with Indonesia (Through Hawaii) May soon come into importance 😉
New Zealand and Australia

Although I'm going to guess a lot of people haven't heard about this one (Only because it doesn't involve eUS) I've decided to include it because I think it's interesting.

What might have looked like a real war forming for some people (because some people really believe it is) isn't actually going to be a war.
Earlier today, Australia proposed New Zealand as its Natural Enemy, the vote is passing 25-3. This was proposed with the intent for Australia to gain an Iron region (Otago) from New Zealand and for NZ to gain a cattle region (Tasmania)

There are rumors that Australia wants this to become a real war so it will be interesting to see if the terms of this swap really happen, or if some unexpected moves occur.


Why should Australia be looking for more, when it already has this?
USA-Iran

Earlier today USA began its war with Iran with Iranurl=http://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/3416]Attacking Balochistan[/url]
Iran is currently winning 4-0. POTUS Haliman has stated that we need to win this war. He has also previously hinted that Iran is only beginning and that there is more to come from eUS in Asia. It will be interesting to see how things play out, both if eUS wins, and if it fails to win the battle.
In other news, I'd like to congratulate Iasov in his election for Libertarian Party President. I'd also like to applaud Sam Wystan for a very worthy, and eventful ragequit.

In other, other news I'd like to introduce a new section of my newspaper called P-cubed.
Paul Proteus's Palace

Hey, many of you probably know me for my newspaper or for my pure awesome, but recently my good friend Jelly asked me to include a little Paul's corner in his paper which include some funny pictures at least semi related to the topic, so, welcome and enjoy

Today's subject: Unimportant Countries

China

So, instead of actually doing research I just google imaged China and found something I liked



I can't be too far off can I?

New Zealand

Now to be honest, I know very little about New Zealand besides what I learn in Flight of the Conchords, but if these posters are any indication of what New Zealand is like, we should be able to finally find HobbitTon's secret hideout



Sounds pretty cool to me