Announcements, Shiny Things, and How Awesome the Pacmen Are

Day 1,146, 14:34 • Published in Philippines Philippines • by Mr. Knoll

Hello, my fellow eFilipinos!

I am addressing you from my current location of Peninsular Malaysia, where I am preparing to fight among my fellow Pacmen in the war for South Thailand. As I have heard some rumblings of a yearning for battle and adventure of late, I would suggest that those of you who would like to take the soldiers' path, rather than the politician's to join the Pacmen, our PACMAN alliance's official international fighting force. The recruitment form is easy to fill out, and is located here.

At any rate, heading into war wasn't about to stop me from updating my fellow citizens about recent events. Firstly, I have finally confirmed my Vice President for the current term, so congratulations to our new Vice President Myung Kei. He has put a lot of work into our country in recent times, and I hope that as Vice President, as well as Speaker of Congress, he will continue to do so.

Secondly, an explanation of the war between eMalaysia and eThailand. This is a protective measure for eMalaysia, in order to keep them on the map. It is not a real war against Thailand. However, this does not make it any less important, and I encourage that all Pacmen fight in South Thailand when called upon by their superiors, and, as I stated above, all interested in a more military-bound life, please join Pacmen, and help protect our own land, and our allies!

I realize that this was a short update, but it is important that our citizens know what is going on in the country, and the world.

Thank you all for reading,
President Knoll