The 4th biannual BOBLO Awards (Part 1)

Day 1,137, 04:32 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Bob Boblo

Welcome to the fourth bi-annual Boblo awards. I'm not you're host, because this is a newspaper article and not a show or ceremony in any sense of the words, however, if you are sad and have a vivid imagination you can always imagine it is, in which any case, I am you're host.

Anyways, to the awards.


What the Boblo awards would look like if I was bald and had no penis

The 'I'll start with a random user beginning with T' award
The B

Second best Bob
Bob the terrorist

Best terrorist
Bob the terrorist

The serious award for serious citizens
Darkmantle

The Immanuel Kant award for funny typos
Mrs Bull

Best human rapist
Blaggard

Best Sheep Rapist
Maddog Jones

Best Miscallaneous Rapist
Romansoldier

Worst misuse of 'Sir'
Sir Digby Chicken Ceasar

Best misuse of 'sir'
Sir Scott Williamson

Not the best, not the worst, misuse of 'sir'
Sir Botham

'Ryhmes with man' award
Jan 'the man' Baykara

'Ryhmes with Iran' Award
Jan 'not from Iran' Baykara

'Rhymes with can' Award
Jan 'on the can' Baykara

The 'I owe Jan lots of awards due to dodgy dealings. Did you notice? <_>
Jan Baykara

'Ryhmes with woman' award
Jan 'not the woman' Baykara

'Ryhmes with fan' Award
Jan 'the goatee fan' Baykara

'Rhymes with Stan' Award
Jan 'not called Stan' Baykara

'Rhymes with ban' Award
Jan 'survived a ban' Baykara

The last Jan award............for now
Jan Baykara

The Epic Fail award
Iain Keers
(http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-economist-bitesize-introduction-to-dioism-part-1-1616776/1/20)

The Seriously Epic Fail award
Sir Scott Williamson
(http://forums.erepublik.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=55736)

The 'honestly thought he was called Steve until I looked up that thread' Award
Bob Boblo

The Epic Return Award
Romansoldier

The Epic comeback Award
Temujin

The Epic Awesomness Award
Sir Digby Chicken Ceasar

The Rising Political prospect award (Left wing)
Avlana Kiarunto

The 'yes I am aware hes been around ages' award
Bob Boblo

The 'Awesome, but according to me has the potential to grow even more awsum!' Award
Avlana Kiarunto

The 'I think I just about dug myself out of that one' award
Bob Boblo

The Rising Political prospect award (Centrist)
Terribletiger

The Rising Political prospect award (Right Wing)
deVillefort

The 'I'll end with a random user beginning with B' Award
B, The


Part 2 will be tomorrow and will feature, among other awards, Best Avatar, Most Overrated UK Citizen, the Lifetime Achievement award, Best BBH Poster, and the newly renamed Malta_1990 Award (Previously Citizen of the Year)