Kiwism for all
Temple of Kiwism
Hello dear people of the eWorld. Let me present to you the Kiwism religion.
We believe of the creation of the world by the Golden Kiwi. Yeah, Yeah, cut the laughing.
The religion
Like any eReligion (Dioism, Lidoxa, Yusufism etc.) Kiwism also has it's scripture. In the Kiwism it's called the Book of Kiwi.
Front cover of the Book of Kiwi
The book of Kiwi is built from 10 parts:
- Instruction - How to read the book
- Chapter One - Creation - On the newspaper, tells about the Kiwist creation of the eWorld
- Chapter Two - Genesis of the E - How all the continents and first countries were created
- Chapter Three - Exile - When eRepublik begins, and New Zealand is un-official, all the New Zealanders must leave the Holy Land
- Chapter Four - Travel of Michael I - Travel of the First Prophet, the first part
- Chapter Five - Travel of Michael II - Travel of the First Prophet, the second part
- Chapter Six - The Holy Land - Travel of the First Prophet, the third part
- Chapter Seven - Rise of Evil - When the most evil thing is created in Dutchland (Netherlands)
- Chapter Eight - Exodus - How all the true New Zealanders came back to New Zealand
- Chapter Nine - Final Battle - The final battle against Evil
Ranks
There are 11 ranks in Kiwism (From the smallest to the Greatest):
- Kiwist - Lowest rank, a simple Kiwist
- Holy - Second Level, Holy, ultimate believer of the Golden Kiwi
- McNuggets - Name of Food, level Three. Ready to become Nuggets for the Golden Kiwi
- Moa Rider - Fourth Level, Rider of the second animal created by the Golden Kiwi
- Maori - Fifth Level, Holy as the Maori
- Teacher - Sixth Level, Teacher of the Book of Kiwi to everyone.
- Traveller - Seventh level, optional, Travels the World and teaching the Book of Kiwi - Like Michael the Prophet
- Disclaimer - Seventh Level, will be, denying the existance of the Dutchlanders.
- Kiwi Fighter - Eighth level, gained, when you protect New Zealand
- Assistant Prophet - Nineth Level, second most hardest level to gain, the Prophet is giving the title to someone he chooses.
- Prophet - Tenth Level, most holy level, given by a previous Prophet, if notm the Assistant Prophet become the Prophet after the Prophet dies. There can be only one prophet, like the Assistant Prophet. Current Prophet - Alexander Janai. Each Prophet must write something in his life time, Alexander Janai wrote the Book of Kiwi.
Holy Symbol of Kiwism
Practices
- Wooling - To stretch wool from a Sheep on a new baby's head, then he is declared Kiwist.
- Clauthing - The Clauthing practice, is used on the dead. When a Kiwist, or a New Zealander, dies, his body turned into Wool. The Wool is needed to be buried in the Cave near Auckland, name😛
"Gardner's Guts Cave". The wool immidiatly will become a million straws of cristal.
- Protecting - Like the Holy Golden Kiwi, the New Zealanders and the Kiwists must protect the Holy Land of New Zealand. So every Kiwist must protect his holy land, rather it is litteraly, with words, of military, with war.
Philosophy
The Philosophy of Kiwism is built from four things😕
ove, Pride, Honor and Respect. Each Kiwist must follow these, to maintain a pure soul and mind.
The million straws of a dead Kiwist, or New Zealander
Against our religion, is Sheepism.
(You can see it here:http://economy.erepublik.com/en/accounts/4058432)
We protect the Kiwis
History of the Kiwism and Sheepism:
Firstly
In the beginning, the Sheepism started to form in the eNZ forum, as "The Book of Sheep" (A.K.A. Book of Baa). Then came Kiwism, and redefined all the New Zealandian understanding.
Peace
We tried to be peaceful with them, asked them to be our Twin religion, and some agreed that New Zealand is so holy, that it cannot be for only on faith. When Sheepism only started to write gospels and scripture, Kiwism already had a prepered book and fables, also a symbol and philosophy.
Change
The change came when the Sheepists tried to expell Kiwism from New Zealand, tried to see proff of existance, declaring wrong things about Kiwism (that we believe that the admin is a Kiwi, NO! The Golden Kiwi is a much more powerful beign! And then Alexander Janai was banned from the eNZ forum, by Bass Junkie that say, and I quote:"Kill all the jews", and the RL ethnic culture Alexander Janai, is Jewish. So because Alexander Janai had the power to stand up to him, Bass junkie banned him from the eNZ forums.
War
We tried to stay on the peaceful way, but no, the Sheepists (I believe) had to report the Book of Kiwi as spam, and get the Temple of Kiwism, banned from the Newspaper. So now, no more puffy whaffy! THIS IS WAR!
Correction - The Sheepists did not reported to content, sorry
We are prepered for everything
To all the Kiwists, May the Golden Kiwi be with you
Comments
Could really do without that last part.
voice, nobody cares but you
I don't care because I barely read your comment.
voice, don't flatter yourself. I comment in nearly every article. It's only coincidence that you are commenting here. Besides, if anyone is following anyone, it's you following me. I commented on this article first, after all.
Also, I don't need you to give me nationality. I don't even think you have the authority to grant it.
Gutman is above us!
In Gutman we trust!
"so grow up"
You're one to talk about maturity, with your talk of the "Temple of Sheepism".
I must have hit a nerve.
@ Adam Reese,
All the other comments have been deleted... looks like you are arguing with yourself brotha
Oh yea, this article is stupid... at not time during your incoherent rambling did you even try to make a point. I award you no vote or subscription and may Sheepism have mercy on your soul!
@ Adam Reese
Yes, voice just made you look like your crazy 'o'
And if your going to argue with yourself, please argue with yourself about the topic the article talked about.
Being a young citizen, i can already tell AR is a troll. Am i correct?
@Johnny Rocket Fingers 28
Yes you are