Kiwism!!!

Day 1,114, 00:54 • Published in New Zealand Saudi Arabia • by Alexander Janai


For the reader who did not know, in the eNew Zealand Forums (http://www.erep.co.nz/index.php) I posted my religion about the Holy Golden Kiwi, that created the world, and protects, and will protect, New Zealand.


Holy symbol of Kiwism - Built like one of the Stars of the NZ flag

Ok, so let's start.

Review:
I wrote a book, called The Book of Kiwi (http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/Book_of_Kiwi), and I even ranked the religion with levels. But now, all the eNew Zealanders preffer a SHEEP over a KIWI! Sheeps are not native to New Zealand, so they cannot be the holy gods (nor dieties) of eNew Zealand. Kiwi birds are native to New Zealand, so they can be a diety or a holy creature.

I know some will say that the eSheepism is a global religion, and it considers all the eWorld holy.
But the Kiwism, is also a global religion, like Dioism, exept in Kiwism, we worship a Great Holy Golden Kiwi, that created the world, and the center of it - New Zealand.

The Kiwism religion focuses on eNew Zealand, as the Holy Land.

I WANT TO CORRECT EVERYONE! THE ADMIN IS NOT THE KIWI!

Book of Kiwi:
The Book of Kiwi is built out of 10 parts:
- Instructions - http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/User:Alexander_Janai/Book_of_Kiwi_Instruct
- Chapter 1 Creation - http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/User:Alexander_Janai/Book_of_Kiwi_1
- Chapter 2 Genesis of the E - http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/User:Alexander_Janai/Book_of_Kiwi_2
- Chapter 3 Exile - http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/User:Alexander_Janai/Book_of_Kiwi_3
- Chapter 4 Travel of Michael I - http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/User:Alexander_Janai/Book_of_Kiwi_4
- Chapter 5 Travel of Michael II - http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/User:Alexander_Janai/Book_of_Kiwi_5
- Chapter 6 The Holy Land - http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/User:Alexander_Janai/Book_of_Kiwi_6
- Chapter 7 Rise of the Evil - http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/User:Alexander_Janai/Book_of_Kiwi_7
- Chapter 8 Exodus - http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/User:Alexander_Janai/Book_of_Kiwi_8
- Chapter 9 Final Battle - http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/User:Alexander_Janai/Book_of_Kiwi_9

Each one tells a different story:
Chapter One - Creation
This chapter tells about the Creation of the Holy Golden Kiwi, from the Holy Wool. It also tells about the creation of the first man from the Holy Wool, and the Creation of the Holy Land of New Zealand, as the center of the eEarth, and the eUniverse.

Chapter Two - Genesis of the E
This chapter explaning the creation of the whole world, in a pre-E time (before the New World). It tells about the Golden Kiwi creation the six parts of the eWorl😛Africa - South Africa. Oceania - Australia. Asia - Russia and China. South America and North America together - Brazil and Canada. Europe - UK and France.

Chapter Three - Exile
This chapter tells about when the Golden Kiwi created the Admin, and the Last of the Holy Wool, was set on the Sheeps of New Zealand. Then the Admin banned New Zealand, and the Holy Wool from the Golden Kiwi, because the Golden Kiwi created the Admin with too much power. So the First man (named Jacob of New Zealand) was banned from the Holy Land, he went to UK (or England in the language of the Holy Book), and started there a life. His desendant was Michael the Prophet, which has three chapters in the Book of Kiwi.

Chapter Four - Travel of Michael
This chapter tells about the first years of Michael the Prophet's Travels across the eWorld. The first place he goes is to France, there he tells the first rule of life to the French, and they course him and yell at him. Then he preaches about the awesomeness of the Golden Kiwi to France, and he said that he won't hurt them because they are direct disendant of New Zealand. Then he comes to Italy, there he preaches again about the second rule of life, and the Italians said rude things about him, so he seperated Sicily and Sardinia from the Main land Italy, and he continued walking from there.


Book of Kiwi - Front cover

The rest you can see on:http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/Book_of_Kiwi

Philosophy
The philosophy of the religion is based on four things:
- Love
- Pride
- Honor
- Respect

Love is the base for the life. If the Golden Kiwi, didn't had love in his heart, we may have not existed.
Pride must be in the human soul. We must be pride in our nation and Holy Land - New Zealand.
We must have honor, to be capable of be Proud and Love and Be Loved.
We must have respect upon out friends, family, country, and the Golden Kiwi.

Ranks
There are evelven (11) ranks in the Kiwism religion:
- Kiwist - Lowest rank, a simple holy Kiwist
- Holy - Second Level, Holy, ultimate believer of the Golden Kiwi
- McNuggets - Name of Food, level Three. Ready to become Nuggets for the Golden Kiwi
- Moa Rider - Fourth Level, Rider of the second animal created by the Golden Kiwi
- Maori - Fifth Level, Holy as the Maori
- Teacher - Sixth Level, Teacher of the Book of Kiwi to everyone
- Traveller - Seventh level, optional, Travels the World and teaching the Book of Kiwi - Like Michael the Prophet
- Disclaimer - Seventh Level, must, if not becoming a traveller, denying the existance of the Dutchlanders.
- Kiwi Fighter - Eighth level, gained, when you protect New Zealand
- Assitant Prophet - Nineth Level, second most hardest level to gain, the Prophet is giving the title to someone he chooses.
- Prophet - Tenth Level, most holy level, given by a previous Prophet, if notm the Assitant Prophet become the Prophet after the Prophet dies. There can be only one prophet, like the Assitant Prophet. Current Prophet - ME!. Each Prophet must write something in his life time, I wrote the Book of Kiwi.

Thats it, kinda....

THE GOLDEN KIWI BLESS NEW ZEALND