A New Contest! Everyone is invited!
Day 128, 13:31
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by Moriet
Alright so now that I have all of your attention let me explain to you the new contest hosted by myself.
The rules are simple. Donate as much money as you can to me (Moriet) and whoever donates the most wins!
What do you win you ask? Good question and one that i will think about as the contest progresses!
I will post updates and who is in the lead so make sure you check back regularly!
Do not fear donating Gold instead of USD because of your USD funds being low! I will do the math conversions myself and I will even round up to the nearest .01USD!
Don't forget to vote! If you don't vote the Pakistanis will win!
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I\'m in the lead so far.
I hope that this is a joke article... Hey everybody, donate to me too! I will come up witha prize for who donates the most! It will be a fabulous prize!
That is correct! Benn has a commanding lead with a donation of .01USD!!
Sorry Joseph, go make your own article and stop trying to steal my contest customers!
Is there anyone from the Department of Justice that can handle this obvious copyright infringment?
The Department of Defense officially recognizes itself as the sole owner of all Gold or monies donated to Moriet, regardless of time, date, or reason.
Hell, the Department of Defense for the US, and only it\'s Secretary reserves all right to sieze all gold in the entire world for any reason deemed necessary....by me.
It\'s a good thing I know the password to the DoD =O
That could change as well 😛
*Gasp*!
As Moriet is not an employee (I joined the military in real life and i never signed any paperwork in elife) and therefore this newspaper company does not and can not acknowledge Dishmcds claim.
It is also in the interest of all those who want to participate in this glorious contest to not have the DoD steal and pillage Moriet for the money the contesters wanted to go to him in the first place.
I wanted also to provide an update. Dishmcds is currently in the lead with a donation of .12USD! Will anyone be able to top that?
Another update on the prize, I wanted you to know i am diligently looking for a suitable prize for the contest winner and that i have a good imagination so it shouldn\'t take much longer!
I also have a similar contest. And I\'ve already decided on the prize. Omnislash, available to you from the beginning of the game! That\'s right, disk 1 Omnislash. Now who\'s gonna pass that up?
I rose the stakes -- 9.99!
I don\'t have access to the U.S. Treasury. T_T
Hahah I use it for good! I use it for good!
(By the way, when I checked this morning, GDP crossed 1650 gold in America -- GDP/Capita has increased by almost 40% since the beginning of the month. In other words, see!!!)
Nave is in the lead will anyone else challenge the leader?
Also as another note there is no ending for this competition! Think of the money you could save up so you could win!
but Nave has an unlimited source of money, how could he lose?
Haha... but I don\'t think Nave is as immoral enough to take money from the US treasury.
I don\'t take from the treasury for things like this -- I do for things like funding the DoD...
and donating it to me...
please?
Since you have no copyright, I think it is safe to say that there was no infringement.
Nave is declared the winner! His prize? All of the money!