[Mav] Who wants some Pizza?

Day 1,101, 23:30 • Published in India India • by Mav10 DK
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Day 1101 | Article #30 | Version 1.0 | Tag: The Return of the Knight |

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I AM BACK... at least for a few weeks if not more & yeah, the article is a bit late. 😉

And I am one hungry cat! Seriously. Hold on, let me dig into my Q5 Pizza... mmmm nice.

Done. So where were we? Aah yes, the 'I am back' thingie. So what's the big deal?

Nothing much really. For all it matters many of you don't even know me. So quick detail...

Hello kids, this is Papa Mav... about a year & 9 months in the New World, have dabbled in Governance as Head of Congress, Party President, worked Internal Affairs, Expansion, ATO, NPF, & resident clown. I'd quit playing a few months back after being abducted by aliens... Recently while chatting with that wily old bugger, shail, I heard eIndia is in awesome shape, with all our lands gone and all... Now I can't let you kids have all the fun! So here I am, back to party!
Knights of DODGE, fear not, your fearless leader is here!
*takes another bite of the pizza, & a swig of beer*

Of course a lot has changed around here. I see the whole New World is as, if not hungrier than me! Seems, all people do is eat, eat & eat! Thankfully we also get to burn the calories in whole different ways now - some fun, some confusing and all very gold-consuming.

While some things change, some never do. In our case, eIndia having lost almost all regions, lack of active players & a handful busting their a****, foreign forces playing ping pong with our lands & resources, Admin being Admin, me having the IQ of Johny Bravo, David Forde fighting Goliaths, the negligible size of PTOer's di..... err given the average age of most players being 14 or less, we'll skip that part.

So the big question on everyone's mind - is Katrina Kaif really that hot??? Absolutely! If in doubt check this out:


On a different note, now that I'm back, I just want to let you all know, I plan to just float through most of the time. For those who know me from before - Don't expect tons of lengthy articles, don't expect ridiculous levels of forum activity (did I tell you, you guys suck at being active; I still have 2nd highest no. of posts on forums after Jellymaxxx), ABSOLUTELY don't expect me to jump right back into the fray & try to wake up the sleeping giant that is eIndia, Do Not Expect Me To Be... me.

For those who do Not know me, & I see a ton of new & awesome guys around - forget the above lame attempt at sarcasm. I've been around a bit, seen my share of challenging times, & kicked various sizes & nationalities of butts alongside many past & present stalwarts. So if you require my assistance in any area, feel free to holler. I'll respond to the best of my abilities.

Speaking of abilities, one of my prime points of pride regarding the Game was my knowhow of the game mechanics; at least enough to successfully guide newbies for the time I was active. Thanks to the whole lot of changes, dear ol' Admin, & the more or less fickle nature of most of the current rules, I can't say that anymore. So a humble request - can I get a mentor who can spare some time to go over some of the basics with me. I feel like a dinosaur, man!

Anyways enough chit-chat & wall of text. I needed some links, so please post any of the links you know below! Will help me sorting out good media that much easier. Thanks!!
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> Links of all major eIndian newspapers currently in use - Internal Affairs, Army, Presidential & any relevant ones.
> Links major worldwide newspapers that give good coverage of current events.
> Links of any effective guides for eRepublik gaming.

Oh and if you want some Pizza, all you gotta do is comment- 'Mav is just too cool' and/or 'Be Active, Build India' (totally relevant!) 😛


Your friendly neighborhood Citizen,
~ Mav aka The Prodigal Joker aka Marauding Megalomaniac aka The Brown Knight aka Hungry Man ~
Editor, The Dodge Chronicles
First Knight, The DODGE Order
ex-Logistics Commander, Azad Hind Fauj
Soldier, Indian Navy


Thanks to all my readers. Please leave a comment below, or PM, so I may know you better, and improve my publication.

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Previous Ego-boosters:
The Philosophy of eIndia ~ Respect: A Tribute to eRepublik ~ eRepublik Admin on Twitter: "the article is close to a definition of what eRepublik should represent to the bigger part of the player-base. Respect!" / Make Each Day Count / eFreedom - Are You A Free Citizen? / Rules of the Game ~ A Manual for all Citizens of the eWorld, running for Congress / Do I sound Prime Ministerial enough? / I AM HERE!!! [Part I] / I am Game! / Lead India! Lead The World! / Be The Fourth Frog / eIndia Needs You Now! / Its A Long Way To The Top If You Wanna Rock n Roll / Let's Dance! Rawwwwr! / The end draws near


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The aliens who abducted me, looked like this: