Penguin Quotes

Day 1,036, 13:53 • Published in Switzerland USA • by Penguin4512

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There's something important that I will talk to you guys about but first I have collected some of the greatest quotes about penguins. Read and enjoy!

“Penguins mate for life. That doesn't surprise me much because they all look alike. It's not like they're going to meet a really new, great looking penguin someday.”

“If we increase the size of the penguin until it is the same height as a man and then compare the relative brain size, we know find that the penguin's brain is still smaller. But, and this is the point, it is larger than it was!”

“Sure, the lion is king of the jungle, but airdrop him into Antarctica, and he's just a penguin's bitch” - Dennis Miller

“Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100 mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had.” - Linus Torvalds



Alright, anyway some important updates regarding eSwitzerland.

In case anyone does not know, the Constitution is in it's final stages. f4uc0n has written up most of the changes and compiled them in a new discussion at http://forum.ehelvetia.ch/viewtopic.php?f=62&t=1037. I suggest anyone not already involved goes to check it out, we still need input and advice!

Also, Congress elections are coming up on the 25th. To all new players, you only have until the 23rd to apply for Congress! Make sure to make a newspaper and write a nice little presentation for us! You don't have to be smart or know exactly what to do, but you DO have to be dedicated and willing to get involved.

Oh, and for any who haven't heard, Clifford Burns is going to China! Make sure to wish him good luck before he leaves! In a few days, I will talk about something very important. I'll give you a hint, it's codename😛 Operation Big Money. I can't say any more!

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Oh, and btw, the award for best picture of the weeks goes hands down to Rican.