The Red Plague

Day 1,013, 10:47 • Published in Belgium Belgium • by Ray Captain
On the Day 1,013 of the New World around the 10th hour, a horrendous yet, undeniably breath taking discovery was made by Belgian Autocracy scientists...

Now, we do not wish to cause a panic; however, it is suggested that if you have any friends or family who happen to be a Communist or is a sympathizer, it is recommended that you take extreme precautionary measures around them... Or shoot them repeatedly in the face until they no longer spew out their left-wing propaganda.

For as far back as many can imagine in political history, there have been all sorts of parties. Right and left wingers, libertarians and authoritarians, anarchists and totalirasist. But no other party has been nearly as destructive to humanity as the most radical, inhumane part of all... The Communist.







Before today, Communism was believed to have begun as simply an idea by a man named Karl Marx, who was simply mentally challenged and spent his days within the confines of his shack, staring out the window, hoping to get a glimpse of a little boy. It was a common misconception that Mr. Marx was simply reclusive and mentally unstable from his day-dreams of his 'perfect' red world. The streets would be red, the rivers would be red, the houses and sky, all red! But not with paint... but with the blood of many innocent people.




Really? How are you going to trust a man who can't even properly groom himself?


Fortunately for humanity, Karl Marx died on March 14, 1883 in London and many thought the spread of Communism would be done. However, soon, many who had come in contact with the late Marx began acting strange, believing that individuals should have no right to property or the products they made through labor...

Throughout the years, Communism spread, crawling its way into the minds and embedding itself deep inside the very heart of many, seemingly taking over and changing many decent people into figurative monsters. Still, no one could figure out why... But now...








With the discovery of a new, very infectious disease, coined the C-Virus or Red Plague, it is now made clear that Communism is not a political leaning or ideology but, instead, a parasitic virus that feeds off the logic and common sense portion of the brain until it is no more... Also, it makes you desire human flesh and turns you into a mutant thingy...





Artist's representation of the Belgian Communist Party's active members



But citizens of eBelgium, citizens of the New World, do not fear! For we here at the Belgian Autocracy Party have enlisted the help of a crack team of professional soldiers for hie. I know they will do their best to help us with the Red Plague. For those of you who fear that you might have contracted the C-Virus, please visit your local "Quarantine and Neutralize" station. If there is not one around, there will be soon.











Remember...

Respect eBelgium!
Respect the BAP!
Respect the Golden Fist!