Liberal Extremist Foiled in Attack on America
Chocolate McSkittles
I, Chocolate McSkittles, am here to provide you a fair and balanced report on the current state of the nation.
One of the major issues facing our nation constantly is immigration. Our government has created a whole system designed to keep illegal immigrants out of our nations and protect both American Jobs and the American Political system from the abuse of foreign extremists on American soil.
Unfortunately, there are those among us who sympathize with terrorists abroad and are actively working towards the demise of a system designed to protect American Jobs and the American Political System. These liberals are heart-bent on "opening borders" to expose the American People to extremist elements abroad.
The worst liberal extremist to date is the Congressman "Pizza the Hut". This terrorist sympathizer has spawned a liberal plot to promote his socialist agenda in which he took over the Republican Party, which ironically was previously a bastion of the American dream, and is using it to attempt to sneak multiple extremists into political office, taking over the country from the inside.
Allegations continue that these cowards even resorted to the creation of "terror babies", an atrocity so heinous I will not expose details to viewers.
Something like that.
Mr. Hut, shame on you. Your socialist agenda has gone too far, and the conservative revolution will prevail. We will reclaim America for Americans and stop this extremist act.
For those of you who believe in America, salvation has come. Through an act of great justice all of the Hungarian PTO candidates have been removed from the ballot for mysterious reasons (Although speculation of election fraud runs rampant).
The American spirit may have triumphed over these foreigners today, but the battle will wage on. As long as there are left wing nut jobs like Mr. Hut, we must constantly be on guard to defend our great nation.
We will thrive.
-Choc
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Principled Conservatism.
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Ronald Reagan is crying, Pizza the Hutt. He did not claw down the Berlin wall with his bare hands so you could destroy all he worked for.
We will reclaim America for Americans and stop this extremist act.
Fox News, Fair and Balanced.
Also a very informational read on the emergency alert topic: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-biggest-political-crisis-we-039-ve-ever-had-1498118/1/20
Choc is right.
Terrorist pizza the hut is a terrorist.
derka derka!
I share your pain bros, PTOs suck some big ones. Support from Australia.
Why not hunt him, and kick him out of USA?!
Exile him!!
FAIL
Watching the development of this situation with great interest...
*keeps fingers crossed for eUSA*
Brilliant article. Nice. ^_~
Reported for not respecting eRep laws.
And yet people are fine with putting GLaDOS in congress? Pot, meet kettle...
1,000 points of light.
re: GlaDOS. This is a social strategy game and GlaDOS had and has nothing to do with penix. He was an official with PEACE, but PEACE is dead and not all of PEACE has become penix. eRepublik changes. Go with the flow. Ajay supports a weakening of the penix/EDEN dichotomy anyway...defections such as GlaDOS are not even comparable to infiltrators like those in Ajay's party. Many of these clowns have openly expressed their desire to PTO eUS parties and the eUS itself and are not involved in the eUS community in any way. They even retain their Hungarian military uniforms (avatars). GlaDOS in no way fits that description.
Thanks for the explanation. Just thought it was curious, b/c DesertFalcon is also running in that state under the Federalist banner. We all know that he is 100% legit.
LOL Pizza the Hut!!!! Ironic!
Oh my DIO. \o/ We have terrorists and illegal immigrants here!!!!! Execute them or send to Guantanamo!!! We need to call Jack Bauer!!
I believe glados expressed more than once his wish to destroy America...I also think most of PEACE GC did join phoenix...and glados is worse than Pizza, because at least you know where you stand with him...with glados you will always wonder what he is up to...glados can not into Delaware...
you start off by saying fair and balanced, then two paragraphs later, you state your opinion on the worst extremest. It takes a lot more than saying fair and balanced to actually BE fair and balanced. not voted
btw, that's fox news's catch phrase. Fair and balanced.
My comment was not in any way intended to detract from DF, he is certainly a loyal Federalist and a loyal American. I just do not appreciate unfounded libel against GlaDOS who has demonstrated his allegiance to the eUS on a number of occasions since his immigration here, whereas PtH has repeatedly demonstrated the opposite.
@Jason Welsh: It's a joke. Learn to troll Ajay 😉
Welsh is only mostly likely a Pizza multi. Basically a newer chickensguys.
I'm not condoning Pizza the Hut's intentions in any way, but to ignore GLaDOS' past actions and comments and pretend his intentions don't/didn't compare to PtH's is extremely naive. I'm not saying he can't/hasn't change(d), but his time here in the eUS is too small a sample for me to just "go with the flow" and be happy handing over any sort of power to him as well.
voted. Interesting article
lololol
I invoke Poe's Law for the Fox News reference. We need more opposition against Pizza, though, so still voting.
omg liberals lol
i kreamed
I agree full heartedly
lol. Orwell much?
Fun article, appreciate its sentiments...just hope RL political labels don't go too far in the game. 'Cause its a game. 'Cause I'm a RL liberal who likes whacking Russians and Brits here in the game...
Liberal left untill the end. American born and raised.
@ Tyler Jenkins's (Day 1,009, 11:05) "I'm not condoning Pizza...intentions...but to ignore GLaDOS' past actions and comments and pretend his intentions don't/didn't compare to PtH's is extremely naive. I'm not saying he can't/hasn't change(d), but his time here in the eUS is too small a sample for me to just "go with the flow" and be happy handing over any sort of power to him as well.":
WAY too small an example! If experienced players have GOOD/SUBSTANTIAL reasons to believe in GLaDOS, they should state those publicly. If GLaDOS has anything to say in his own defense...he should do so.
Until then, I must go with the FACTS!
It is irresponsible to attach Mr. Hutt to all Socialist and Liberal parties in eUS. There are plenty of us in the eUS that are socialist or support liberal ideals that have no inttentions of doing anything but good for the eUS. I can atleast assure you that the Socialist Freedom Party has nothing but hatred towards Mr. Hutt for what he tried to do.
You guys are confusing the real world with this game.
"the conservative revolution"
xD xD xD
either i'm missing the sarcasm in these comments, or the comments are missing the sarcasm in the article... the whole liberal plot thing is a parody of Ajay's propaganda and a hit off the fact that he took over the republican party, unless i'm mistaken.
damn those liberal radical extremeists