I, gagah, Der Fuhrer of SEES, komandant of all, and all around cool dude, officially request that the name of the region known as "Far Eastern Russia" be changed to "Western Alaska".
The name of the region long known as "Far Eastern Russia" used to make a lot of sense logically. It was the furthest stretch of land that Russia had. However, things have changed.
With a third grader's critical thinking skills, you can tell that, "Far Eastern Russia", USA, makes absolutely no sense. Therefore, we decided to rename it. Now, in America, when we get tired of thinking of new names*, we just look at the states around it, choose one with the spin of a wheel, and assign a cardinal direction to it. Today, Alaska beat out Delaware and California(better luck next time). So therefore and in conclusion, please rename Far Eastern Russia to West Alaska, admins
Thank you in advance.
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THAT IS ALL, MY LITTLE HAMPSTAS
*we've been helping Canada name their new regions, as they get huge shipments of them daily