Contract between Publius and Admin(s)
Publius
This contract is between Publius and Admins.
- Admins agrees to read and answer all the e-mail sent by Publius to the support, moderator and/or admin via the contact form.
- Admins agrees to stop fooling around with "We have forwarded your message to the person responsible for assisting with this matter" since Publius is no tard.
- Admins agrees to fix bugs so Publius can enjoy the game and start inviting his friends without being ashamed.
- Admins agrees to start moderating the forums and media sector.
- Admins agrees take their responsibility in all ongoing scams and cheats.
If the contract will be broken, Publius is entitled to 5000 Gold and his own island somewhere in Pacific Ocean where from he will rule the whole world as an Emperor. Publius will also be given 21 fresh concubines and 600 midgets as entertainment.
~ Publius
Former Everything of eUSA
Feels the need
Because it's still relevant a year and a half later
Comments
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Emerick e grozav :awesome:
Can I borrow your contract and just replace "Publius" with "Charmader95"? 😛
Admins don't recognize contracts anymore. You have been cheted 😮
admins have finally met their match
Is it just me or does this contract make you sound foreign?
He is foreign, he's obviously asking to get ownership of his home island of Palau.
eRep stopped honoring contracts back in the spring.
i lol'd hard
I died laughing XD
Well, I'd paste in a Publius fist, but since the admins broke their own comments which have no paragraph returns anymore, it would just come out as gibberish. But you get the spirit of the idea.
"I died laughing"
Can I haz ur stuff?
what happens if you break it?
The admins told me to sign for them.
~Incapable programmers
One shouldn't underestimate the word "fresh" in the term "fresh concubines".
BANANA REPUBLIC
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Silly Publius, expecting Admins to do anything helpful. ^_~
silly PubliuS 🙂