Sexy Times in East Midlands
Tom Phillips
That's right I'm back and wanting your votes again people of East Midlands. Having already represented you once and also having been active, I am your number one choice this term. I will now go into further detail into why you should vote for me.
Experience
BEEWBS
OK now this is the part I actually have to offer
1xCongressman for EM
1x uM for MoHA
1x Minister of Freebies
1x Minister for Congressional Affairs (MoLA)
4x Apprentice for MoW
4x Apprentice for MoFA
And many more countless small positions
Policies
Well I'm not explaining my party's policies as it will be a dull long list, all I can tell you to do if interested is look at the wiki page. However I hope to make gains on the local level. My first most policy is to introduce locals to the forum. Following this I also hope to start a mentorship programme for many of you, as most of you will, no doubt, be newer players, who therefore need the help which I can provide.
In conclusion vote for me. Yes some parts of this are a little immature but, hell, there should always be a part of us like this. However as has been shown by my experience I can get the job done and at a high quality level. I plead for you to vote for me as I am a candidate who does voice his opinion in the Commons and who also does have the country best in mind.
And Besides
Would you question an England manager? actually best not answer.
Comments
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"1x Minister of Freebies
1x Minister for Congressional Affairs (MoLA)"
HULK SMASH! Neither were Minister positions. The department of freebies was a uM position that you had to be removed from for being inactive. The MoLA one was an apprentiship where you did nothing.
The green guy speaks sense ^
Funny that Hulk seeing as though I was working at the gifting hub under karacticus until he left, you may personally ask him yourself, also I would like to point out that in fact it was offered as an uM post at the time, your obvious lack of forum knowledge is really highlighted. In terms of the MoLA I had to make tables to show MPs' voting records and also how many posts they made on the forums which is a huge job.