Where are they now? Benn Dover's Cabinet
Kyle321n
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I was reminiscing last week about the Benn Dover Presidency with Tibbets in IRC. It was a glorious time in our nations history with war, romance, rivalries and alliances. I went through and saw something really sad though. His second term cabinet was full of greatness from back in the day to a few players you may still recognize, but most of them are dead... The article had "Open" for a few positions but I was able to fill the ones I could remember from 18 months ago. If anyone remembers something else let me know.
Vice President: Justinious McWalburgson III
Current Status: Barely 2 clicking
Highest eRep position reache
😛President
He became the President right after Benn Dover's last term and served one month in January of 2009. He was an economic guru, and my personal favorite player.
Secretaries of State: Emericks
Current Status: Banned/5 forfeit points
Highest eRep Position reache
😛President
Gosh I remember before Emerick turned full on troll how much I love him. When he wants to be he can be the most insightful player in the game, and at other times he can be the most annoyingly frustrating douche. He was progressive as a player, in that he mixed the trolling and insightful-ness, but in the end it got to be too much and caused his demise. He was president in September of '09 and is "creditted" for winning our nation back, although some Indo bannings, good luck, and military strategy can also be accounted for in this success. Since the banning he's been trolling around on his organization and running the SEES party through puppet party presidents.
Under-Secretaries of State: DesertFalcon
Current Status: eUS Marine, war reporter
Highest eRep Position: Conservative Party President, Congressman
Remember when DF would run for president every month? I do. Now most people know him for the war reporting he did in the summer and fall of 2009. He covered all 100+ days of the North American invasion and if he wanted he probably could have turned that into a successful political career. Instead he's coming back every now and then to post a top 5 article and clicking away in the Marines
Under-Secretaries of State: Uncle Sam
Current Status: Banned/Multis
Highest eRep Position: President
Look at the wiki if you don't know about Uncle Fail. I was his VP for 2 days, that's all that needs to be known about him.
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs- William Shafer
Current Status: Hiding in Malaysia trying to avoid everyone he pissed off
Highest eRep Position: Congress/Party President
Man did he do a number on his career. He was the Eugene Harlot before Harlot. But his JCS career was more like NXNW's, clashing with others. He clashed frequently with the USWP, argued with the President and his men, and even pissed off his own political party by stealing their organizations and fleeing to Singapore. Now he's an international symbol for d-baggory, and couldn't politic his way out of a paper bag. A bag he should wear over his pedo-rapist looking face.
General of the Army - Symrstar
Current Status: Dead
Highest eRep Position: None
He was never EVER poltical, so no in game position for General Symrstar. He as a master with the old eRep code, before python became illegal in the game. He fell off after that happened, but loved the military. He was a true game mechanics-ista before that was even cool to do, and he was one of my mentors back in the day. He's sorely missed by the few he touched. o7
Commander of the Marines - Dexter Jones
Current Status: Dead
Highest eRep position: None
Wow, flashbacks. A throwback to when military was military and politicos weren't. Dexter was amazing, and I couldn't do justice for what he did in the eUS with the Marines. He had 2 shouts, "eUSA Marines the best fighting force in ATLANTIS by far" and "All Marines Pimp Doc is in charge until i return". He loved his Marines and they loved him back. I wouldn't be surprised if my comments are inundated by old tanks saluting Dex. I know I will. o7
General of the National Guard - Leroy Combs
Current Status: eUS Airborne Member
Highest eRep Position: Congressman
Leroy was my mentor. He taught me everything I knew about the game. He's still around and has been in the Airborne since it's inception. Great great guy, talk to him if you want to learn something.
🙂
Quartermaster General - Kyle321n
Current Status: Writing this article
Highest eRep Position: Congressman/Party President
'nuff said. You down with OPP? Yeah, you know me.
QMG Record Clerk - Time
Current Status: Dying
Highest eRep Position: Party President
Turned out to be a thorn in everyone's side when he became one of the most infamous party jumpers and deadbeats in the game. He was extremely good at deleting articles that people trolled, especially when the trolling was true. He isn't missed by anyone I think.
QMG Distribution Officer & Workers - Gates Schellinger
Current Status: eUS Citizen, cool dood
Highest eRep Position: Thai President
The great Goat. He ruled Thailand with an iron fist and is still the toast of the town there. He just recently came back to the eUS to have some fun. He worked in the QMG department for some time until his turn was called for eUS congress, where he was legendary for being awesome there. Then he got called to move on with his life and went to Thailand, where we've already mentioned that he was awesome. He's done well with his eLife.
QMG Procurement Officer - I don't remember? Sorry.
Ambassadors... Open
Irelan
😛Cj Will Win
Current Status: 2 Clicking
Highest eRep Position: Israeli President
He was a pretty epic Military man here in the eUS and when Israel was finally freed he went over there to help them set up shop. He would become a military general and eventually President there and now he's just living up the 2clicking retired lifestyle.
Finlan
😛Nonesuch
Current Status: Makin' Money
Highest eRep position: Congressman
NoneSuch was the most ballsy Party President that the UIP ever had. He wrote articles that slammed people (who totally deserved it) and wasn't afraid to speak his mind. He was amazing to work with on the draft of the Constitution that was lost when Franco trashed the forum. By far, one of the most entertaining people to play eRepublik. (Written by PrincessMedyPi since I was one who didn't get along with NS)
Brazil/Venezuela: Bl1ndn3ss
Curent Status: Dead
Highest eRep position: Thai President
I didn't know Bl1ndn3ss too well but I did respect the things he did. He went over to Thailand during Benn's presidency, so I don't know how much he really did, but he was pretty cool to the US and he was an avid follower of Michael Lewis.
Joeyhens1: UK
Current Status: Rotting
Highest eRep Position: Congress, yet I don't know how...
The UK was a staunch ally of the US until it betrayed us prior to the North American Invasion. Oh sorry, Joeyhens1... hehe. What a troll. 'nuff said
CIA Director- Leroy Combs
See: General of the National Guard
CIA Assistant - Ben C
Current Status: Dead
Highest eRep Position
OMG so <3 that I need someone else to write this for me: Princess MedyPi
"Ben_C was a steller member of the UCP (Now UIP), and worked with Joeph Cole and I to create what is today's #usa-chat. He was quite possibly one of the coolest people I have ever met in this game. As, Justinious and I were never able to have children of our own, we happily adopted Ben as our eSon. The loss of our Ben saddened me, and my life was forever changed when he left the game."
Secretary of Society - AidenAstrup
Current Status: Founder of T'jelle Bank
Highest eRep Position: Congressman
Man did this man make a killing as a congressman and now as a bank owner. He's done the bank thing for over a year and has 1000's of gold at his disposal. He's a pretty great former congressman who ran Cali like a champ for the longest time.
Head of the Department of Education - Joeph Cole
Current Status: Dying
Highest eRep Position: Congressman
My recollection of Joeph was that he seemed to be a bit of a dead beat congressman, but he did a lot for the early V1 Military. He was the CJCS for about a month after Shafer, and was succeed by Harlot. I don't remember much more about him, but he did good in the military.
Citizen Expansion Program Director - ???
Welcoming Committee Director - PrincessMedyPi
Current Status: Returning from Hiatus
Highest eRep Position: Congresswoman and Party President
What is there to say about Mel that hasn't been said. She's one of my closest friends in eRep and she's just plain awesome. She's been traveling the world with her common law husband, GlaDos, and while I don't approve of her running around with PENIX Trolls, she dances to the beat of her own drum.
Department of Media and Culture - Royamen
Current Status: 2 Clicking
Highest eRep Position: Congressman
I don't know a thing about Royamen except for 2 facts. He was a pretty big deal back in Beta and he invited my lovely eWife Tiacha into the game. Besides that I don't know?
Council of Economic Advisers -
Nonesuch, Justinious, DenversBest02, Jewitt
Denversbest02 was a very quiet person, but when he spoke it was important. He's now one of the eUS's strongest tanks.
Jewitt was president of the eUS after a few unsuccessful tries at being VP. If you don't know who he is you fail at eRep.
Department of Regional Development -
Director: Sirgermono
Assistant: Time
I didn't know Sirgermono, but I feel bad because I bet he was cool. Time wasn't.
Department of Fun - OPEN (very, VERY open
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Emperor of Fungasms - The Supernatural
Current Status: 2 clicking
Highest eRep Position: None
Talk about a fun department of Fun. He brought it. For a long time. Now he's just kind of getting by, clicking, commenting on a few articles. He's missed by those in XD Random though.
Minister of Mayhem: Joeph Cole
See: Head of the Department of Education
So that was Benn's Cabinet and what they are doing now. If you liked this and want to see more articles like this then comment and vote. If you didn't then go to hell, I could careless. This took a while to do...
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Comments
Way tl; totally dr
lol. ilu2kyle.
Too bad Kyle321n died. Would be nice if he would revive his citizen.
Nice little summary.
Inspired by me. ^__^
Rumors of my demise are greatly exaggerated.
I like learning about eHistory 😃
ttly not tl; read every word.
Memories!
I also remember a ton of Benn Dover facts ...such as he was a punk ass IRL. Yeah..uppity teen boys.
I liked this article, Kyle! Best line EVER: "Now he's an international symbol for d-baggory, and couldn't politic his way out of a paper bag. A bag he should wear over his pedo-rapist looking face."
BWAHAHAHAH
great article.
Daph, while he was a punk teen irl he was a pretty great leader and knew how to surround himself with other great tallents. While I was young and noobish I found his articles inspiring, and his brashness needed in an eCountry of yes-men and zombies. Benn was truely an eMerican patriot and one of the V1 generation's founding fathers.
I hear rumors that Emerick is still active.
Thanks for the kind words Kyle.
Nice article!
Lol. I joined the game during Justin's term, so I missed out on Dover. But most of these people ring a bell. They were "THE" people at that time.
some good, some bad
Benn Dover also appointed me to the Council of Economic Advisors. Might have been after the article.
Yes, this is all very well and good, but when are you writing about ME?
Kyle whenever you recover your wood and decide to pole vault into POTUS, pm me, no matter what I will support you. You are highly qualified and never been selected for President. You deserve it and it is your turn. How about it old time players? Is this right and fair? Isn't it time we quit passing Kyle over for the fair haired boy of the moment and give him a shot?
Respectfully submitted to the OLD ONES,
loftedraptor
Kyle can do POTUS, it is past time.
Surprised you remember that term considering you were on vacation for half the month.
Also Purelazyplaya was the other guy in your office that did nothing, he quit the game midway through benn's term. Also...aside from being rly rly cool, I served the cabinet during Justinious' and Sams term as well, as QMG (wink), and pulled double duty as a congressman.
and blah blah blah, patting self on back, blah blah blah.
It's good to reminisce.
Fun fact PLP ran Peregrine's businesses for him.
Fun fact: Gates Schellinger more like Goats Schellinger
Ben C is essential personnel
Who cares?
/me raises glass to Ben C, then pours out some alcohol for fallen heroes
No one will remember you, Longbaugh. Consider the hours of your pathetic life you've wasted on this game and know that in the end no one will give a shit that you were ever here. No one. Ever.
Im down with opp, But do you knwow me?
Hello thar history. This is all before I was eBorn 😁
Nice article 🙂 Before my time too
Great History lesson
YAY Everyone read and reread the Irish Ambassador part!
That dude sounds like a BAMF
As always voted, and already subbed.
Fun fact: Goats Schellinger more like Goatse Schellinger
Wow this brings back a lot of memories. Very nice Kyle.
@ Eugene Harlot
If no one remembers me in this game, like you say, it will be because I DIDN'T spend countless hours playing it. I didn't even go on IRC until six months after I started.
Unlike some 90% of the people who play this game I have a life; a girlfriend, a job, a place of my own. You see Eugene, there are two sides to being a legend in this game. I'm guessing you're on the OTHER side.
Kyle321n
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Kyle321n Day 944, 15:53
Daph, while he was a punk teen irl he was a pretty great leader and knew how to surround himself with other great tallents. While I was young and noobish I found his articles inspiring, and his brashness needed in an eCountry of yes-men and zombies. Benn was truely an eMerican patriot and one of the V1 generation's founding fathers.
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While I understand what you are saying..I started in beta when we were small (as a country) and knew him and others well enough..let's just say he was a serious punk ass and leave it at that.
Gates Schellinger
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Gates Schellinger Day 944, 19:20
Fun fact PLP ran Peregrine's businesses for him.
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Awesome Gates! A Peregrine mention...
@Longbaugh
Pics or gtfo
Harlot > Longbaugh
Great eHistory Article.
This is going to be a series? Fantasmic.
All this living in the past you guys are doing makes this game feel pointless.
I think I'm on my way out.
Man, I hated NoneSuch. Total Tool.
I remember how Justinious wasn't very liked the much after his first term. And i remember how DesertFalcon ran for POTUS every single election and I would never vote for him haha.
When you get on to other Administrations, don't forget my erms as SoF. I demand recognition!
@ Fingerguns..I thought it was reason enough to seriously consider 'leaving' b/c of all of the porn ads.
@daphne. Ikr.
@daphne. Ikr.
why is William Shafer linked to uncle sam? FAIL
Interesting stuff.
Kyle is tehmazing <3
I am still holding on to the dream. Its always nice to look back at on the old days. Especially considering that was the first term of V1, maybe we can then compare that to the first term and team of V2.
That was fun. That was before my time, and it's fun to see who was then, especially the ones I know now.
> I hear rumors that Emerick is still active.
Emerick has shown up on IRC and sometimes trolls with his org, but his character is banned.