So, you think you’re smart?
Necrosis
Run for congress this month. This last month I, in my capacity as Speaker of the House, and a congressman, have proposed changed that have changed how things work. Just a few hours ago we removed all forum based legislation apart from the constitution and budget. This is a massive step; congress now has a clean slate to work from, and deal with the challenges we will no doubt face with the looming implementation of V2 of eRepublik.
To best face those challenges, we will need you. Yes, you, reading this article. Firstly, if you’re subscribed to this paper, I’m going to have to assume you’re of above average intelligence, which is more than can be said for some congressmen. Thats a good start. Next, get a good grasp of game mechanics, as I’ll be shoving them down your throat if you start to deviate from them. You might be into that kind of thing, if so, then it’ll get shoved somewhere you don’t want it.
In the past, congress has been the laughing stock of the nation. I’ve spent the last 2 weeks working hard to attempt to change this state of affairs. With your help, I aim to continue changing this. During the time I am spending as Speaker of the House, I will be working hard to make sure that congress doesn’t mess up, does a good job, and is actually deserving of praise. We’re getting there. I’m not going to lie to you, we have a way to go. This is why I need you.
With the looming changes that v2 will bring, we need competent, smart, and active people in congress. America needs that, I need that, and, most importantly you need it. Without a decent congress dealing with things, it will negatively affect your gaming experience.
Join up today. Help do something to propel America to greatness. Oh, and more importantly, help me lower my blood pressure so I stop getting angry at bad posts and stupid mistakes.
It’s time to nut up or shut up.
I am Dio. You are Dio. We are Dio.
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yes, i do
No more Dio
I'll take your challenge Mr. Necrosis.
moar DIO
"It’s time to nut up or shut up." Lol thats what my friend Scarn wrote as my campaign slogan last month 😛
Good movie.
I am smart.
That's why I don't run for political office.
I'd rather have a root canal without anesthesia.
>>I am smart. That's why I don't run for political office.
The self fulfilling prophecy in action, ladies and gentlemen. People assume political office is beneath them, and thus it becomes beneath them by their inaction. As Plato said "One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors."
That Plato quote is spot on. Government has upset me often recently... but I cannot complain about it without being inside to help fix it. I guess a good start will be congress. I'll be running in either California or Florida this month. Kudos to GF for getting me off the fence. 😑
You're one helluva' motivational speaker sir. Interesting article.
Maybe.
GF you're a really great SoH
Why can't I quit you?
Thanks GF, I think I will be running for US congress now.
I thought you forgot how to write articles!
Congress sounds fun
Legendary article gf 😃
The Fuhrer has spoken!
*Kongress
*Kohngriss
I'm running! http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/arya8-s-congressional-platform-1416102/1/20">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/arya[..]/1/20 r+v