GF Deported - A Glorious Day for the American Political System
Chocolate McSkittles
Do you love dolphins? Of course you do. Who doesn't? Look at em:
Now that you are all caught up in all you need to know in order to love dolphins, I want to introduce you to someone who does not love dolphins:
Look at that smug face
Thats right. Congressional Speaker of the House Necrosis!
Necrosis (otherwise known as GF) is a former British Citizen, if you did not know, and has been on a spree this week, finding new ways to sabotage this great nation in attempt to make it as terrible as his homeland.
He started yesterday, by informing me that tinyurls work in New Citizen Message. America, they don't.
But I figured..hey..hes the Speaker of the House, not the President. Clearly he just was misinformed, and does not have poor intentions.
I'm a pretty nice guy. I loverlooked the situation. I even overlooked the fact that hes from the UK.
Then, the CIA approached me with startling news. America, I do not want to show this to you. I don't even want to have to look at it again. If there are any of the children in the room, please have them leave before scrolling down.
[img]http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i223/schmiltenman/LOLGFLOL.jpg?t=1275968140[/img]
THE TRAVESTY!
As such, I have approached Kongress and demanded a vote for the deportation of this citizen. It was met with overwhelming support and passed within the hour.
Citizens, some days this country makes me want to punt a kitten. However, days like today prove that our system, when the need is great enough, can pull itself together and do what needs to be done.
Dio bless this great nation,
Choc
Comments
yay
first krems now GF. Who will we ever rely on for british accents.
What a wonderful day to be Emerican. Congress will smell of fish and chips no more!!!
FOR THE LOVE OF DOLPHINS AND AMERICA,
I support this.
http://eusforum.com/index.php/topic,24839.0.html">http://eusforum.com/index.php/topic,2483[..].html
way to blow it GF
Praise to the Chamber of Deputies for ridding us of this dolphin-hating scoundrel. I cannot recall the last time I was so proud of our political system.
-Joseph Schmo
Secretary of Defense
Lover of Dolphins
one less stiff ass brit
wrrrryyyyyyyyyyy
Well I guess that leaves Dish and Glados as the last two candidates for the most tolerable brit 😐
I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you.
Maybe I should let go of the exposed power lines. O.o
\o/
V+S
Yes.
Yes so hard.
Nice.
I lol'd in various ways
Epic Win
Necrosis. Future PP of The Unity Party.
INVADE MEXICO PLZ
i approve.
INB4GFWAKESUP
WOOT!
GF you were supposed to be the lead of the eUK can into eUS campaign! Ughhhh
Oh come on 😁))))
WAT.
LOL - "punt a kitten" - good shit!
gtfo ya limey
Hey, Choc, I called dibs on making a story for this. 😛
Ooh, sting.
so much win.
voted for excessive dolphins
GF is MI6
I love dolphins, especially grilled with a nice lime butter.
Kongress, deport Wang while you are at it
To bad the Dolphins had to suffer this horrible man's sins!
\o/
oh. anybody remember SEES? anybody remember rui lin?
One of those pictures is of a panda... >_<