Dear citizens of eRepublik
TheHypnotoad
Also, if anyone's subbed to this and has no clue why, you probaby subbed to my last article, which was all about boobies, and got deleted within 3 hours.
Yes, I am indeed a 2 year old in disguise. I knew my art would give it away.
What am I here to ramble about today? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. I was bored, so I decided to write an article, but I had no topic in mind. So I think I'll just ramble about random things people mentioned on the IRC just now after I demanded random topics.
Popcorn
Light, fluffy, delicious, butter and salt covered food you can make in less than five minutes. Fuck yes. Not only does it taste awesome, it's a whole grain, which means it healthy for any of you bastards that enjoy your body more than food that tastes good. Also, according to some random google result which I refuse to fact check, America consumes over 17 billion quarts of this shit every year. Does that mean it's awesome, or just that we're all fat as hell? Probably both.
Toilet Paper
You're doing it wrong.
First of all, over, not under. What the hell are you people thinking? Second, is this not the best damn invention ever? I have nothing else to say on the matter.
Walls
Are they awesome or what? I mean, they keep shit both in AND out of whatever the hell you surround with them. They can be made of like...at least three different materials (which are, of course, wood, stone, and the bodies of your enemies). You can put people on top of them with guns, so that when they see whoever you want to keep out coming, they can be all PEW PEW PEW, and kill them. Also, unless people cheat, walls are pretty much impossible to get past.
Harrison Ford
Only the second greatest actor to ever live (the first being JCVD, of course).
At this point in the article, I stopped being bored and became lazy, so I think I'm done for now. Maybe I'll come back later and add shit, but it's not likely. Enjoy the half-assed article and vote to support my habitual laziness.
Comments
First \o/
Remind me to unsubscribe to your paper.
lolwtf? hypno, you deserve much.
lol
wow pure genius
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Ohhhhhh SNAP!
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I never knew others felt the same way about popcorn, walls, TP, and boobs as I did.
Voted + subbed hard!
bah... i agreed on everything your complicated mind think except the best actor...This is the one and only....http://my-blackberry.net/wallpapers/72/m/Sean_Connery.jpg
The Hypnotoad has spoken!
I am subbing, easy as that XD
Why not... Vote/Sub
When it comes to toilet paper, what about water? I have a shower in my toilet followed by warm air to dry me up! What the heck is wrong with that? Using paper is waisting of forest, while water is resirculated - any objections?
i liked the boobie article.
mercy vote, lol
Voted for Walls and Harrison Ford. And for boobies.
Are you on drugs?
Voted to save the puppies. No boobies. I'm ashamed of you Hypno.
epic
best article around
i thought cheats would lead to pizza
ehhhhh, what was i gonna say......uhhhhhhhh.....oh yes. notice how ppl would rather read lulz papers than srs articles. the same reason why i feel betrayed when i write a srs article than compare it with a lulz article with 10x (literally) the votes...
No hypnotoad!
Don't make me kill myself
*gags*