Billy Bright 'the early years'

Day 911, 07:07 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Horice G Fossil
Billy Bright the early years

Billy Bright well known right winger has returned once more the eUK.
His extreme views on Pheonix,Communism and immigration cause
him not to be universally loved by his fellow citizens.



The Historic Times has investigated Billy's early life to see if we
could discover what makes a man hold such extreme views.
We could find little about Billy's parents or childhood but
managed to trace his whereabouts from around the age of 17....

Billy was brought up by his uncle a mean and miserly corner shop owner Mr Martin Bormann with a pronounced speach impediment who insilled a distrust of his fellow man into Billy from an early age



The other main influence in Billy's early life was his uncles lady
friend Nurse Haley Hitler a german immigrant who arrived in the
eUK with Mr Boremann and who's early life is shrouded in mystery.

The business never did well as Mr Boremann insisted on vetting
anyone before letting them purchase anything from his corner shop,



If in his view you were not a racially pure aryan then you would
be removed form his premises,this was not great business sence
being that they lived in Sparkhill Birmingham at the time.

A meeting with Shop keepers union boss Mr Vladimir Lenin who
accused his uncle of some indisgressions in Germany during the
last war turned Billy against the communists for life and so began
his move into the world of right wing politics.



After a brief dabble with the BNP Billy decided he could not abide
their liberal way of thinking so set up his party the British Patriots

In a blow to the whole of Billy's familiy Mr Boremann's crazy business
plan finally did for the shop and they were forced to sell,in an ironic
twist of fate Polish male hair dresser Mr Bogumil Mudkips purchased
the shop turning it into Birminghams first cross dressing hair stylists



This convinced Billy that all foriegners are evil and must be removed
from all positions of authority where they are all trying to infiltrate
themselves into the eUK inducing it to adopt their culture.

This made Billy decide his uncles views on racial purity should be
heard by more people,he began his life long task of spreading the
word of his uncles 'Final Solution' as he called it to the whole of the
eUK publishing his newspaper 'Quis separabit' (Who will separate us)
to get his views out among the eUK popualtion.



That's the story of Billy Bright's early life,
i'll leave you with one of Billy's favourite quotes from is uncle...

“I have realizations, our culture is berbbbigger than us.
Perppppeople forget that,but I'm always aware of it.
Like when I'm in the berbbbbathroom looking at my toilet perppppaper,
I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet perpppaper?'
I don't know if we appreciate how much we have!”



Horice 😛

"The events depicted in this article are fictitious.
Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental."