Sexy EXPLOSION in the NoS! Showering cheerleaders all over!

Day 900, 13:15 • Published in USA USA • by Candor

Yesterday, I wrote a very sexy article on the benefits of joining the NoS party, found here: http://www.erepublik.com/en/party/the-nos-3089/1

That set off an EXPLOSION of new recruits joining up. Now, I truly thought it was all about MY sexiness, the "office with benefits" that comes to each new member.

But I have been told that most, actually, joined for the good clean fun. Showering fun. Good clean cheerleader showering fun.

Frankly, those who signed up (here: http://www.erepublik.com/en/party/the-nos-3089/1) have been mildly dissapointed, however, because Red forgot to pay the water bill this month, the water was turned off, and the cheerleaders went home. Leaving 40 or so NoS people standing around naked with just, well, each other. Which was quite uncomfortable, to be frank.

So, we made the best of it, and had soapy butt sliding competitions for distance for awhile. Which was fun too. Then things got quiet again, and we all went home, feeling a little dirty.

Meanwhile, Red (who had lied about the water bill) turned on the outside valve, and all of the cheerleaders came BACK for more showering. Red showed them the soapy butt-sliding game, and had a merry old time all alone with those freaky cheerleaders.

We're relieving Red of command Monday. Selfish sneaky bastard. Join us here: http://www.erepublik.com/en/party/the-nos-3089/1

Down with Red and his sneaky selfish ways!

P.S. I was just reminded that, while invited, our members of the female type had declined to join us, and MM2 (with his Brad Pitt-ish good looks) graciously agreed to take them all out for lunch during our...episode. Thanks Max! We're glad you had nothing better to do at the moment; the ladies enjoyed the roast duck 😉