Breton Boy Runs for PP of the PNK! (Not a joke this time.)
Breton Boy
In the upcoming Party President Elections on the 15th I will be running for election in the PNK party. Currently I plan to have Stalin-chan as my VP.
With the dawn of a new age of integration, the end of the witch hunts, and the imminent collapse of the PNK, I feel now is the best time to take the ultimate step and attempt to run in an election for the creation of a new Party that encapsulates all the hopes and dreams of this generation of Coreans who stand behind me.
The first step towards full political and societal integration is to rename the PNK to the PDNKP798 (Pretentious Democratic Nationalist Korean Party 79😎
. With parties like the DNP, KNP, PKN, and the SC798, we should fit right in.
My/Our Platform for the Party:
*The creation of 2 government run subsidized companies for all basic goods.
*The creation of a Universal Food Care (UFC) program. (We will set up a system whereby all citizens will be given one bread everyday.)
*Creation of a Ministry of Culture (In keeping with the Goon Motto of 'Integration not [forced] assimilation' we shall endeavour to share and support all minority cultures and religions both with legal protections and a new newspaper designed to showcase a new culture or religion in NK and SK every week or so.)
*We will have a department running 24/7 dedicated to "fan death" and "fan death" awareness and prevention!
*We recognize the Jeju Autonomous Special Self-governing Province as an integral part of South Korea and will negotiate its return.
*Our party will be committed to pro immigration, whereby we will do away with our current immigration system of privileged lists and open our doors to anyone regardless of country of origin, religion, culture, friends or group (Unless we can prove, on a case by case basis, that said person is a PTO threat with clear evidence that proves so beyond a shadow of a doubt.)
*We will eliminate the social tension and break down the barrier between the Goons and the Facepunchers.
*We shall be committed to full Corean neutrality. (No Super Alliance is a good Alliance.)
*A happy and fun party for all ages and cultures!
Anyone who agrees with a majority of our political stances and beliefs may join the Pretentious Democratic Nationalist Korean Party 798.
Upon election I shall be holding a Party Conference whereby we shall vote upon a new Constitution and amend our platform as necessary.
From the looks of it Elgrand will be our primary opponent in this election, so may I be the first to say "May the best Candidate and Party Plan prevail. Good luck!".
Comments
I wish you the best of luck. I am happy to see the inclusion of "Fan Death" awareness. This is a serious issue here in SC, and needs much more publicity.
Thanks for your support Milaha!
good luck!
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I like your platform, Quick question, what is "fan death" Ive never heard that term?
*waves to Reiji*
It's when a fan sucks all the air out of your room and you die.
Its a huge problem in Corea! Most fans sold there/here are made with a timer to turn them off after a few minutes, to prevent massive death and destruction.
By the way, by 'not a joke this time', I was referring to my April Fools joke here: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/breton-boy-is-running-for-president--1281263/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/bret[..]/1/20
Wow i didnt know that was such a huge issue!! better go turn my fan off!!! But anyway best of luck to you!
Thanks Khorne!
I almost died like that actually when i lived in Corea when I was little... 😑;; (serious shit)
btw, it's SC798. 😃
Gl hf.
Thanks! I fixed it.
I'm impressed.
Good luck!
Voted and was already subed.
Kim Yu Na would probably wish you good luck in the coming election.
Manse!
Fun times to be had in the PNK, or whichever name it ends up with.
I'm sure Breton Boy is a very nice person and everything will work out for the best. He's soooooo dreamy.
I can certainly get behind a Ministry of Culture.
Another socialist to fight against...
im new,, anyone could help??
"Another socialist to fight against..."
Silly Cappie, you don't need to fight against anyone.