Vote for the Lion on the 25th

Day 853, 18:53 • Published in Australia Canada • by Lion El'Jonson

To all ecitizens of the Northern Territory, my name is Lion El’Jonson and I am running for election in congress on the 25th and would humbly ask for your support.

You may be asking yourself, who is this Lion El’Jonson? Why should we vote for him? I’ll tell you why. My eLife started on day 758 last year. While I was still but an eBaby Brazil attacked. I’m sure you all remember what a dark time that was, our beloved nation trodden over with evil PHOENIX heels. I am here to make sure NT never falls again. I am here to make the NT one of the power states in eAustralia.

The endless bureaucratic red tape that is the government talks too much with very little results. We need to take swift and lethal action to prevent Brazil or PHOENIX ever catching us like this again. I ask you to give me the chance to put my plans into action. I ask you to give me the opportunity to ensure that next time eBrazil comes knocking we grind them into the red outback dust.

The Northern Territory with all its natural beauty deserves to be a bulwark against our enemies. As the closest state to eIndonesia we need to be prepared and ready. As a congressman I will do all in my power to ensure this happens.

As a member of the Australian Independents it is our job to “keep the bastards honest”. You need a man of action, a man that will do what you, the people want. A man that will not conform to political traditions and just talk and talk. These are but a selection of the things I plan to implement:

DEFENCE
Make the eTerritory a strong and able bulwark against the evil forces of PHOENIX. Keep its eCitizens happy, healthy and well trained. Stockpile weapons and gold so that we can stand against anything.

SOCIAL
Quite simply, we need more eBabies! Encouraging new players to join our great nation is just as important as citizen retention and immigration.

INTERNATIONAL
Keeping our friends close and our enemies closer.

ECONOMICAL
Maintaining a strong economy and supporting the Federals to achieve their goals.

If elected I will try as hard as I can to represent you in all things and to achieve these goals. All I ask is that you give me the opportunity to help you.

On the 25th Vote Lion El’Jonson and the Independents for Congress.

I think a holiday on the beaches of Rio de Janeiro sounds very nice this year.