Analysis of the Current Presidential Candidates
Bass Junkie
Sir_c0nstant - ANP
Probably the only legitimate candidate - a right wing hero amongst the eAustralian population and a fair man. I may be biased, being a member of the ANP, but I can say working as his Vice Party President gave me insight into his leadership skills, and I support him 100%. The only candidate worth voting for.
Paul Hamon - PaPP
Paul has not been active at all in the past couple of months, and his last action before leaving was publicly denouncing the forums that are used to run our country and claiming that he will start his own forum (rumours of it containing Blackjack and Hookers were, unfortunately, unfounded.) He definitely does not have any leadership experience, and would most likely cause our country to crumble. Do NOT vote for Paul, at any cost.
Pizza the Hut - Who knows?
Pizza the Hut is a confirmed PTOer and possibly a multi. There is no excuse for voting for him, and he is a threat to national security. Do NOT vote for Pizza, at any cost.
Dean Kong - ACP
One only has to take a brief look at Dean's avatar to see that he is a card carrying Communist. Any vote for Dean is a vote that gets the Commies closer to our shores. If you vote for Dean, you are essentially opening our doors to the reds, not to mention raising taxes. Do NOT vote for Dean, unless you like having no money.
UK Dragon - TBP
His name says it all, not only is he a mythical creature (hardly PM material if he doesn't even exist), but he is from the UK, a member of Phoenix. As a member of EDEN, it would damage our reputation to allow an ex-UK citizen to run our country. Not to mention the fact that he is not sir_c0nstant. Do NOT vote for UK Dragon, unless you like Phoenix.
Comments
First?
I endorse this article 😉
I agree with this message though I hope we'll see Cottus's name on the candidate roster as well.
VOTE FOR UK DRAGON !!!111!!!1!!!!!111
Vote for DeanKong looking for a better tomorrow!
Go sir_c0nstant!
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I endorse this message, stupid not to really 😛
SC4CP feb10
Confirmed? Prove it. Liar.
Make me, pizzaface.
Hah what have you done in the senate so far? You should just resign.
I hope we'll see Cottus's name on the candidate roster as well.
SC4CP feb10
I laughed 🙂
GIMME ALL UR MONEYZ
Great summation of the candidates... SC4CP!!!!
I believe there will be more candidates to confirm soon. Nice work so far, Bass.
Good job Bass, Go SC
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