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1. They got off the Titanic first.

2. Their boyfriend's clothes make them look elfin & gorgeous. We look like complete idiots in theirs.

3. They can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

4. They have never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

5. Taxis stop for them.

6. Men die earlier, so the women get to cash in on the life insurance.

7. They don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

8. They can hug and kiss their girl friends without wondering if she thinks they are gay.

9. They can hug their friends without wondering if THEY ARE gay.

10. It's possible to live their whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

11. They don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

12. If they forget to shave, no one has to know.

13. They can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

14. If they have a zit, they know how to conceal it.

15. They never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

16. If they are dumb, some people will find it cute.

17. They can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

18. They never regret piercing our ears.

19. They can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

20. They have enough sense to realise that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.